My answer to their first question is now "I'm not sure it was a gift" coz it leaves them with nowhere to go
This have become my go-to line for EVERYTHING for the past several years. It is the perfect answer. I might have to find something else to say soon, since my paralegal just said yesterday, "Everything you own is a gift."

My sister (who introdiced me to the bag-drug with her real gift of a Paul Smith Satchel) once had a stranger come up to her in the street and say:
"you people make me sick with your bags and fancy shoes, it's people like you that caused the recession"![]()
What kind of economic ignorance would cause someone to think that? Sounds like a very mentally simple person. So rude.