What’s your unpopular Hermes opinion?

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This reminds me of that famous Youtuber who broke down in tears after getting dumped by her SA. In a way, I sympathized with her because I did feel her SA was a bit rude, but in another way it was such a major first-world problem issue. I think it all goes back to the psychological games the brand plays - making clients feel they must take their bag offers even if they don't love it, making folks prove their worth for a bag, etc. It is all so sad! These bags should bring immense joy and excitement, not stress and sadness.
Who was that? Some hints please. Not the Aussie? I thought the tears were from being black listed and embarrassed.
 
Clients who take bag offers that they don’t like and then go on sm lamenting the purchase and asking whether they should sell the bag. They comment they don’t want to make their sa upset or they don’t want to miss out on an offer because they don’t know when they next will come. They talk about being sad or conflicted over a bag.

What does H have over them that they feel like they must kowtow to the brand? Why are they in such a rush? Where are their backbones? Self respect? What kind of psychological witchcraft and sorcery magic is H working on that has such a hold over these clients? Dear Lord.

On a different note, someone recently commented to me that etoupe looks like 💩 and now I can’t unsee it.
Epoope!
 
Not sure if these were previously mentioned but I have three:

1. I refuse to buy Avalon pillows/blankets because all of my friends have them.

2. I've seen so many evelynes on women who are older than I am whenever I visit my parents in Seoul that I now associate the bag with older women. I think the style is lovely and really convenient to use though!

3. The pattern on some of the H Deco plates remind me of fish scales and I can't unsee them! I chuckle every time I use mine :lol:
 
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1. We the customers should not be forced to be involved with the politics of the stores or among SAs just because loyalty is rewarded with birkins or kellys.
2. We the customers are not knights in shining armours to defend our SAs when their commissions are under attack.
3. We the customers can of course help and be kind and be nice but it’s their job to sell.

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Not sure if these were previously mentioned but I have three:

1. I refuse to buy Avalon pillows/blankets because all of my friends have them.

What drives me crazy is when I’m looking at a real estate listing, and they casually have an Avalon draped over the arm of a sofa in one of the lounge rooms.

I’ve seen them just often enough that I’m wondering if professional house stagers have a half dozen (possibly “in the style of”) Avalon blankets in their storage warehouses.
 
My unpopular opinion is that the discourse around Hermes sounds a bit unhinged. "So happy you were granted your wish!" Erm, when did H become part of the Make-a-wish Foundation?

Also, the point of the pre-spend isn't to prove your loyalty, love and appreciation for the aesthetic of the house. It is to prove to H that you are from the upper echelon and can afford to regularly pump up their bottom line. The corollary to that is that they don't want their items to be carried by, or associated with, the lower classes. It's elitist and classist but, it's also pretty clearly communicated by their policies so you can opt in or opt out (no judgement or shame either way).
What confounds me is why they are so eager to court social media influencers and the aspirational young shoppers of this generation. Why create the retail equivalent of the Hunger Games amongst them when they don't fit your criteria? H doesn't need this balloon of hype; it has always been and will always be top tier.

Another unpopular opinion is that some of the older generation of H buyers really aren't getting the respect they are due and I feel they deserve better. Many have already filled their houses with fine china and furniture, and their closets with RTW and jewellery, from decades upon decades of purchases. If they don't spend much now, it's only because they have all they need. Yet they'd be overlooked when a quota bag arrives, in favour of the hot young thing who happened to spend a lot in the past few years. All the talk of history and loyalty, but they're only looking at short-term history and making their judgments, not considering that the OG loyal customers should be free to take long breaks if they wish but still be treated as the VVIPs they are when they walk back in.

Finally, it can't be healthy to give SAs the power trip of determining who is *worthy* of an offer and who isn't. They're not some deity who can value your worth as a human being (though you'd think it seeing the way many speak of changing everything about themselves to try to coax an offer out of their SA).

Phew! Didn't know I had all of that in me until I started.
 
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