Well, I can't be certain but I just hope that ChapStick comes in a spray.
Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Andy said the #1 question they'd been getting was abt Teresa's face.
'Have you enhanced your face at all?' "No."
'Fillers?'
"Um, I do botox."
'Ok. Any fillers in the cheeks?'
"No, no."
'No? looks a little rounder.'
"Really?"
'You look great'
"Thank you"
'The lips?'
"Yeah, a little bit"
'Oh, okay, alright, now you're talking. Alright, Tre!'
"I'm not going to lie, I'll tell you."
'Ok, so the lips but no filler in your cheeks?'
"No. Well, I mean they got fuller bc I'm not eating, I'm drinking tequila..."
'That's not supposed to make....'
"Yeah, the calories! And I'm eating pasta now!"
'Oh. Well, I guess I don't know how that works.'
Teresa really seemed to believe her ludicrous explanations would be accepted by us. And, for some reason I wasn’t insulted. At least no more than when my toddler denied eating candy when I could see his face was covered in chocolate.
So perhaps this interview served as corroboration of Teresa's trial claims of knowing nothing. IMO, the interview served as a measurement of dimness, just like an ophthalmologist's simple eye chart. You can decide for yourself which level of ability she landed on.