What? ((double take))
Hey A! Fancy seeing you around here! I haven't been on AF much. My obsession has changed from premium denim to handbags..sooo bad for my wallet!
Hahahah funny seeing you here too! I hardly visit AF either b/c I have enough jeans to last me a couple of lifetimes. LOL
Handbags are fun but they are much more $$$

As far Nordstrom's 14 yr return policy, that is what I was told but I googled it to confirm and found this:
Nordstrom Return Policy – No time limit
Nordstrom have no limit on returns
- There’s a few stories floating around about a woman who returned snow tires to Nordstrom & they took them back (Nordstrom don’t even sell snow tires)
So maybe there is no time limit at all. 14 yrs is pretty absurd and I would be embarrassed to try to return something 14 yrs old.