I spoke to the most helpful person in CS yesterday. He mentioned that he use to work in parts/repairs previously. He explained that I can just go on the website under the 'contact us', then select 'email us'. He told me to simply fill out a request under the subject 'product care & repairs', and request a new strap. They should be able to just mail me a new strap. Sometimes they ask for the old one to be shipped bag, sometimes not. I filled out the form (he said it's not even necessary to say what bag you have. But, I did put in my order number and the bag name, just in case). He mentioned that a lot of reps do not know this, and that's why they always tell clients that repairs/parts take several months.
He also said it wasn't possible for the item to be a return because of the fact that it came from a workshop in Texas. He said each place packs it differently, and some hardware might not always have stickers. Not sure the truth to this or not. Anyhow, I got an email a few hours later that the digital app was currently down so it was still best to go in store for a care request. (Just my luck)

. I've decided to keep the bag. It's really cute and it suits my style. At this point, I'm over it and I just want to enjoy using it. I haven't had time in my schedule to make it down there. For now, it's not convenient for me. I will try if I can, but I really don't want to go through the hassle of exchanging it and possibly finding another flaw that would bug me. Thanks to all the PF members who offered advice. Also, I'm probably done with LV for the foreseeable future after this incident.