1 coach = 10 Playstation Games (but we never get tired of our Coach)!
1 coach = 1 of one of your fancy R/C Cars (but we don't have to spend money fixing it when it breaks)
1 coach = 10 lap dances (without getting the crap kicked out of you by me after I find out you're spending that much time at the strip club!) NOOOO, No, no...no spending my hard earned $$ on whores...
He finishes the PS2 games and that's that. I'm never "finished" with my Coach. He has 700 RC cars...now he's into some new ones he used excatly 5 times...
1 Coach = tagging along on one of his shopping days....if I never see the inside of Best Buy, Circuit City, Kawasaki, or some car accessories store ever again it will be too soon!!
Hate that.
Okay....
1 Coach = 1/5 of the price of that stupid big black gun you'll never use but had to have because it was cool.
2 guns( he registered mine is his name "'cause it's lighter and smaller" , 800 bullets and too many trips to the shooting range @ $200 each...
One Coach bag = .....................
I can't post that here! LOL!
Tried that, didn't work....
1 Coach bag = having to listen to him and his friends talk about their routers, table saws, jointers, wrenches (you get the picture) and which one's the best to use for this job and that job and having to stand at Home Depot or Sears in the tool section while desperately trying to stay awake.
I add cars....ridiculously expensive cars that unless we win the lotto ain't ever gonna be his. I like Home Depot, but when he's on a mission, it's a nightmare.
1 Coach = Dinner with his mom
Or even one phone call...
My contribution:
1 coach bag= 1/3 of your ridiculoulsy expensive watches.
1 coach bag= 5 of your cellphone accesories (he has a pda phone with unlimited internet....bla, bla, bla....
2 coach bags= the new tablet pc you want even though you have a NEW ONE!!! He's actually said to me "I have $350 credit for the stuff you got recently so when I get your bday present I'll have all the credit I need". When I get someting he gets credit and viceversa.
1 coach bag= the watch bands you get to change them daily to match your clothes.
More to come...