This makes me feel sad, but not surprised. It's like a constant gamble, and my buying habits have changed a lot. I have more money to spend but it's almost stressful. Here's what I think my problem is - one of the biggest tools in sales is psychological ownership, right? I can't do that with Coach, because they churn through product lines so quickly that I can't make one of their bags and/or accessories a "goal" for savings. Wish them all the luck in shooting for a higher end customer (combined with a rude hand gesture for dismissing my brand loyalty for over 20 years), but how exactly do they plan to make that work without an anchor? Where is their Neverfull, Speedy, Luggage Tote, Stam? It's not the Borough, that's a very specific taste. Seems like they draw straws and the lucky winner gets to design their entirely new bag line every fiscal quarter, none of which share features with the previous line. Exceptions include "they liked the 2006-2007 Legacy stuff. It had heavy leather and cool turnlocks. GENIUS! Let's make turnlocks a thing! We can talk about how we've been turnlocky for like EVER! Then we'll abandon them in 4 months and send all of it to the Outlet! To the Coachmobile!"
Here is my experience, and I'm ticked because I planned to have a forever home with the Legacy line.
Scenario 1: "Joyous day! Item I've been stalking is on FOS! The closest outlet is 4 hours away, so this or department stores are my primary modes of buying. Do I get it today at 50% on FOS? Will it be cheaper tomorrow (like $50 which is a big deal to me)? Yes, it's cheaper today but now sold out because it is ridiculously low in price - let me look at eBay, yep, suddenly there are 72528362 of the same thing when yesterday there were 8, and all are priced at 25% off retail. I will wait and see what happens in the future because I'd never be ok with knowing I paid SO MUCH MORE than other people for the same thing, doesn't matter if I love it or not because it won't be new in another couple of months..." (See pictures below for illustration of price differences within about 4 days).
Andplusalso...
Scenario 2: "wow, I like that FP bag I saw on TPF. Does it fill a hole in my bag collection? (Am I kidding? I could never buy another bag and be set for life, thanks OCD!) FINE, SELF, does it fill a hole in my materialistic desires? Yes, absolutely. Well, let's research - how much? Seriously? Well, it's a day of the week ending in Y, so there should be a Facebook coupon. Yep, there it is, got it! Now to check it out in person...here we are! I like it! Now, I need to consider for a day or two, can't just make it rain every time I see something I like, because income. I'll think it over this week and come back next weekend if I decide it's a for sure. Next weekend is here! Yay! I'll lurk on TPF to see...what? At the outlet? For 50% off? Well, I guess I'll watch FOS and see what happens, then go through scenario 1 above."
Alternately: "I am so excited about the new Dooney Florentine colors this season. Love it that I have time to watch sales and make my choices without feeling rushed."
Coach, please just stop. Walk next door to Michael Kors store and remember why you are special. We love you for who you are. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.


Here is my experience, and I'm ticked because I planned to have a forever home with the Legacy line.
Scenario 1: "Joyous day! Item I've been stalking is on FOS! The closest outlet is 4 hours away, so this or department stores are my primary modes of buying. Do I get it today at 50% on FOS? Will it be cheaper tomorrow (like $50 which is a big deal to me)? Yes, it's cheaper today but now sold out because it is ridiculously low in price - let me look at eBay, yep, suddenly there are 72528362 of the same thing when yesterday there were 8, and all are priced at 25% off retail. I will wait and see what happens in the future because I'd never be ok with knowing I paid SO MUCH MORE than other people for the same thing, doesn't matter if I love it or not because it won't be new in another couple of months..." (See pictures below for illustration of price differences within about 4 days).
Andplusalso...
Scenario 2: "wow, I like that FP bag I saw on TPF. Does it fill a hole in my bag collection? (Am I kidding? I could never buy another bag and be set for life, thanks OCD!) FINE, SELF, does it fill a hole in my materialistic desires? Yes, absolutely. Well, let's research - how much? Seriously? Well, it's a day of the week ending in Y, so there should be a Facebook coupon. Yep, there it is, got it! Now to check it out in person...here we are! I like it! Now, I need to consider for a day or two, can't just make it rain every time I see something I like, because income. I'll think it over this week and come back next weekend if I decide it's a for sure. Next weekend is here! Yay! I'll lurk on TPF to see...what? At the outlet? For 50% off? Well, I guess I'll watch FOS and see what happens, then go through scenario 1 above."
Alternately: "I am so excited about the new Dooney Florentine colors this season. Love it that I have time to watch sales and make my choices without feeling rushed."
Coach, please just stop. Walk next door to Michael Kors store and remember why you are special. We love you for who you are. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.


