just remember to take a deep breath and summon all the dignity befitting an hermes bag. might help to brace yourself for her possible cheap shots too (she will likely raise an eyebrow to the price tag, no?).
if she says anything really vulgar, like, "i didn't recognize that it was hermes, it doesn't look like one" or anything crazy like that, i think you'd feel plenty good if you smiled as sweetly as possible and replied, "oh don't feel bad. i think it takes a connoisseur to truly appreciate the quality" and then get out of there fast!
good luck.
Ooooh here comes round 2!!! Staff meeting in 15 min. Lets see how much dignity I can muster-up LOL. Great I can see her eyeing me. Should I bring Miss Birkin to the meeting???? But of course!!! Ok here i go putting on the sweet face. I'll keep you informed!
Well at least it doesn't look like
a. a steamroller backed over it about 12 times, followed by a herd of cattle. Or like it was pulled out of the Goodwill bin in the early 80's (I love goodwill, so no insults there!!)
b. it's screaming label bag...mmm copious amounts of plaid and canvas labels!
c. it's covered in giant oversized padlocks for no good reason and trendy for about a year or two more
d. it reflects like tin foil