You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
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You see pictures of a pantry & think of Hermès’ gorgeous color selection...
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When you rearrange your entire closet to fit all of your H boxes, bags, and accessories just because you brought home your dream ostrich Kelly the day before. And you use this opportunity to consolidate all of your orange boxes into one closet (to clear out the spare bedroom which was an overflow closet and now needs to be converted to a nursery).
When you don’t want to buy your husband a Lululemon sweatband for riding the Peloton because it doesn’t seem like a practical purchase, but you will happily spend thousands on H goods which is basically just an investment into your next H bag fund.
When you don’t want to buy your husband a Lululemon sweatband for riding the Peloton because it doesn’t seem like a practical purchase, but you will happily spend thousands on H goods which is basically just an investment into your next H bag fund.
When you’re thinking of buying a bracelet so your cat will have a fancy collar for Christmas ...
When you’re at the King of Prussia Mall and you look to be sure your Hermes SA won’t see you go into the LV or Gucci stores. Today I hid behind a pillar to be sure that nobody in H would see me in the LV store.
We shop at the same store, I totally understand you!
Hahaha this is hilarious but I totally understand!! I have a dior and LV right by me and I’m always sneaking by!!
When you wake up after last night's Christmas party and on your way to make some coffee you find the dwelling space covered in H scarves and shawls:
- the one that was worn for the party spread out over the chair to air out
- the ones I tried on and decided not to wear
- the one I wore during the day
- the shawl I wore outside
- the ones I washed and ironed but did not put away yet because the hem was not completely dry
- the one that just arrived in the mail and waits to have it's picture taken
When your fingers' muscle memory keeps typing the word "return" as "retourne".
When your UK coworkers remind you to go back to the other side of the pond before spending all of your money.
...when given all the things I did not do after an exhausting day—I did slowly undo the knot in my H scarf, carefully refold, and lay her gently on the closet shelf.
LOL! I casually mentioned to my SA, "You know, I've never bought anything LV, but I've seen these cute little cat wallets online..." (because I'm always talking about how much I love cats) and she sort of opened her mouth to speak, and I was like, "Yeah, I'd never get one, never mind... let's look at that jaguar bangle!"
When you're explaining something to a coworker and you say, "Each image is tagged with an identifier, like, for example, B35."
When you're drooling over a scarf that someone else is buying, and your SA says, "You already have that one... in two different colorways... "
When you go to put groceries in the trunk of the car and there's a random, empty orange shopping bag back there.
When you walk by the H boutique on a Sunday, even thought it's closed, just to see what's in the window.
When you're shopping with non-H friends and you're scared to walk by the H boutique because all the SA's will recognize and greet you.
ALL TRUE
When you're drooling over a scarf that someone else is buying, and your SA says, "You already have that one... in two different colorways... "
When you go to put groceries in the trunk of the car and there's a random, empty orange shopping bag back there.
When you walk by the H boutique on a Sunday, even thought it's closed, just to see what's in the window.
When you're shopping with non-H friends and you're scared to walk by the H boutique because all the SA's will recognize and greet you.
ALL TRUE
