When your current and former bosses know about your regular wallet bleeding sessions, which they refer to as "good for your soul".
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
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You get a text from your SA that she has a special invitation for you and will call you when she gets to work. But you’re scheduled for meetings when your SA gets to work and can’t pay attention at said meetings because the suspense is killing you on the special invitation 
And then you want to jump out of your chair at work and say hip, hip hooray!!!!
And then you want to jump out of your chair at work and say hip, hip hooray!!!!When you reschedule meetings to leave work early as soon as your receive a “I have something for you text” or “when can you come in” from your Hermes SA.
When you get digital subscriptions to the newspapers you read because you don’t want your bags to be anywhere near newspaper ink.
When your birthday party involves a game of “Pin the Birkin on the Birthday Girl.” 
When you’re having a conversation with DH moaning that your B35 gives you back ache and it goes “I can’t part with it, my bags are kind of my hobby” and he says “No, your bags are your life, your husband is your hobby” ..I am such a bad wife
U must have made up for it, given trip to Par-ree!
1- you choose your airline based on whether the terminal it departs from has an H shop
2- your Amex bill only lists transactions at H
2- your Amex bill only lists transactions at H
When the opening screens and backgrounds on your iPhone and iPad are all designs of H scarves. 
It’s so exciting to undo the ties, open the box and flip the tissue paper. It feels like a gift, even though you know exactly what’s inside
Anyone else gets palpitations while waiting for a bag? You gave your preferences and you have no idea what’s coming. It’s nerve wrecking!
Hubby is in Argentina for a conference and the first thing he texts me from his hotel is, "I saw a lady wearing a Hermes belt and thought of you."
Funny how a lot of our BFs and hubbies have been trained so well.