1. You start naming every color you see in Hermes terms 2. When you lay awake at night contemplating which bag you want to get 3. When you lay awake at night lamenting that you cannot get your bag 4. When you dream of orange boxes just about every other night 5. When you find yourself thinking Hermes even as you're driving ... 6. When you start naming your bags 7. When you contemplate naming your kids after the bags 8. When you have a specific account that's used for Hermes spending only I'm sure you ladies got more. Share!!!