Love this! Off topic but it’s scary what small children notice. My daughter (now 25) when she was a toddler once pointed to a bottle of wine in a supermarket and said in a very loud voice “That’s wine Mummy, you like wine!”
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Love this! Off topic but it’s scary what small children notice. My daughter (now 25) when she was a toddler once pointed to a bottle of wine in a supermarket and said in a very loud voice “That’s wine Mummy, you like wine!”
Lol!!! Kids are amazing! They notices the most random things and blurts them out at the most random time.
When you rather pay a baggage excess fee than cram your second suitcase filled with your bags’ nearly empty boxes 
When you're planning meticulously what to buy next when you get the call
When you google map search where’s the nearest H boutique on holiday.
When you pick a vacation spot based on how great H stock is in that city.
Or when you pick a holiday destination based on how many H boutiques are in the vicinity (I managed four different boutiques in 7 days last summer!). Then a hotel in as close as possible location to an H boutique on the grounds of if Hermes are there it must be a nice area to stay!
When you see a woman carrying something flat and orange and you do a double take but it’s just her iPad case and she wonders why you’re smiling at her.
When you have a pet name for your favorite H bag(s).
When your SA knows— and uses— the pet name for your bag.
When your SA knows— and uses— the pet name for your bag.
First let me say that I AM NOT PROUD OF MY BEHAVIOR AND I KNOW THAT IT IS WRONG
When you are at a funeral and in your head you are dreaming about what your next purchase should be.
When you are at a funeral and in your head you are dreaming about what your next purchase should be.
When you meet a TPF friend in person for the first time and you talk non stop for almost 4 hours about all things H and could have talked for 4 more.
I am sure the person who passed is giggling in heaven as it is kind of funny.
That is far from the worst wrong thing that people have done at funerals.
Buying H bags to match the exact shades of the Rodeo PMs she owns.
(Thank God the circuit breaker for craziness kicked in before she bought a B to match her latest Rodeo PM.)
(Thank God the circuit breaker for craziness kicked in before she bought a B to match her latest Rodeo PM.)
when your on vacation and your kids ( 7 and 3 ) start complaining each time you all enter H store and shout in ENGLISH ( which is their second language! ) " HEEERRRMMMEEESSSSS NOOOOOTTT AGAAAIIIINN , please not today 
" " mommy now you'll stay here for TWO hours 
" they I say " Then go to the park with Daddy and leave me in H heaven "
" " mommy now you'll stay here for TWO hours " they I say " Then go to the park with Daddy and leave me in H heaven "that is so claver
because some rodeos are hard to match with bags . So doing it the other way around is fun 
I have an Ambre one which B should I buy for it