When you get upgraded to first class on your flight and accept the upgrade because it means more room for your H bag...only to leave your hubby behind in a middle seat in economy 
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
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You know you are addicted to Hermes when walking in a new neighborhood, see a freshly painted house and first thought: Didn't someone just share that color in an H bag?
When you consider canceling your subscription to the N Y Times because they won’t accept “clicclac” as a word in their “spelling bee” word game.
When you look twice at a white “Birkin” only to realize you are looking at the top handles of a white shopping bag.
You wake up in a sweat because you dreamed someone gave you a really awful fake B. This happened to me last night.
You have a trip booked in July to Hawaii and have gone through every page of the Hermès Hawaii thread in the Hermès Shopping subforum in preparation/hopes of scoring your 3rd B or K. 
You know you’re addicted to H when you comment on a B or K you just saw and your SO (who’s so used to being alerted about a sighting) tells you: ‘WHY DIDN’T YOU SHOW IT TO ME??’ 
...when you wake in a cold sweat having dreamed a 4-year-old in line at Wal-Mart cut off the fringe on back of your lalbhai shawl.
...when after Wal-Mart, before finishing the sentence, I immediately thought Birkin and permanent markers LOL
oh noez Jbizzy... that really would be a nightmare!
I'd have to get up and check.... When your toddler starts mimicking how you carry your Bs and she’s not even 2 yet.
When same said toddler goes into LV with you and is given a mini LV shopping bag to carry but she pushes it away.
When same said toddler goes into LV with you and is given a mini LV shopping bag to carry but she pushes it away.
...when you dream a movie trailer that Dimitri Rybalchenko has a new film about eating brocolli slaw to reverse brain damage. It’s a comedy, but I forget the title. 
...”brain damage” due to aging (since I can’t edit the original)...when you dream a movie trailer that Dimitri Rybalchenko has a new film about eating brocolli slaw to reverse brain damage. It’s a comedy, but I forget the title.
When you go into store to pick up something new and your 3 years old son tells your SA that mommy likes to buy a lot of these orange boxes...