You said you literally posted the thread within a few hours of receiving the Hermes email.I literally posted the thread within a few hours of receiving the Hermes email.
To count, Hermes and I have emailed back and forth 17 times now.
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That mean you have started the tread in Monday 2 April several hours after you got email from Hermes. You want to said that you got email from Hermes on 2 April Easter Monday which is National holiday ? I don't think so
Also you said you and Hermes have emailed back and forth 17 times until now which is 3-4 mails at day ? I don't think so
For the time frame you got the bag I only will say

My doubts are so strong not only because your statements without any proof but also because I see the bag in the link and I know what I see.
I'm sure you will not post any letter from Hermes with PICTURES as proof. It will be the first AUTHENTIC letter from Hermes which I saw in my life.
Just to warn you using fake letters to discredit someone or get refund is a crime.
P.S I said I will not post anymore and will wait proof but couldn't resist at that.