What’s your unpopular Hermes opinion?

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I may make myself unpopular with this take but I'm stepping up to my soapbox....

To everyone who asks about B/K prespend, there's a formula that used to be secret but is now being revealed by me, whose expertise has been gleaned by reading (most) every Hermes forum thread and the answers thereto on this subject. Pre-spend is a derivative of reseller price, to wit, the average price of B/K at major resellers equals retail price plus pre-spend, plus/minus 35% premium for Beverly Hills and Madison. No matter what appears in writing/on video anywhere, walking into a boutique seeking a MK or B/K25 is like playing the lottery. Yes, someone wins, but the likelihood that it will be you is somewhere close to non-existent.

As I mentioned in the Maintaining an H Relationship thread, economics saturates the search for a coveted B/K (arguably it saturates everything but that's for another thread). The reason these bags are priced at two or more times retail is because it costs two or more times the retail price to obtain one (prespend). The reason people opt to purchase from resellers is that you can get exactly what you want by whipping out your credit card, and there's no excess inventory (all of the furniture, yacht renovations, RTW and High Jewelry) to get rid of. Shopping at the boutique is not as certain a process (inventory, your status in the pecking order, your SM's fight with her partner that put her in a bad mood) but if you like many of the other things Hermes has to offer it can be rewarding, with patience.

To my mind, the answer to all of these pre-spend questions and variations (no, your circumstances are not really unique) is to write a check or fall in love with something else. Full disclosure: I have been offered unpopular (larger and more delicate) Birkins and other bags; I've been a fan of the silks and cashmeres for many years, and have dabbled in other metiers (no sofas :no:). I'm not what I would consider to be a high spender in this context and will never be a VIP although I feel obligated to say that this is financially rarified air we're breathing in here, many, many people have more quotidian concerns.

But I have taken my own advice. I'm not especially a small bag person but I needed something to cover that hole in my wardrobe and decided to fall in love with something else because the retail effort/resale prices for a special occasion/quasi evening event bag were beyond what was reasonable to me and for my lifestyle. My little black clutch thing (https://www.savette.com/collections/symmetry-pochette) makes me very happy and solved my problem with minimal fuss and expense. I'm also giving some thought to going the bespoke route for my next bag.

P.S. I made up the percentage number for a premium at BH and Madison because those seem to be special cases both in terms of tourist visits and financial make up of the local clientele. Further, from my reading, I suspect these observations are not far off for boutiques outside of the US; indeed, the pre-spend information in some boutiques in Asia is quite transparent.
I don't think this should be an unpopular opinion! It might not be what people want to hear, but realistically speaking, that's basically how it goes.
 
So H has leather goods designed to carry condoms ("étui à préservatifs" ) ?
I guess it's better to call it a Bastia !
Almost noone dares to ask for condoms in a clear voice at a pharmacist counter, imagine asking for that in a luxury shop.
And did they gift orange condoms with horseheads in the package ?
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Came out in ‘07, retired around ‘12. You’ll still see them occasionally in auction sites. They tend to go high and have little wear. Apparently they weren’t a huge seller. :shrugs:

Mon petit is turning 18 next month, and I’m not ready to be a grandma yet, so… I was hoping an orange box and a box or three of supplies would drive home the “no glove no love” message.
 
Totally agree! When I first got on this forum I was completely baffled by people asking for the opinion of total strangers, who knew nothing of the poster’s physical appearance, wardrobe style, or color preferences, on which bag they should buy.
I usually think those questions are a vehicle for showing off the lucky position the asker is in
- not genuine questions at all.
 
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There also comes a point when you realize that you don’t want to wear more than one or two kelly tirets on your body at any one time
, and if you are wearing H RTW, you might want something less branded for a bag.
You know, I was debating this the other day - I had a weird feeling using both a Kelly classic long wallet and my Kelly 32.

I don't know if this is unpopular or not, but my opinion is that when I used them both (multiple items with sangles, touret, HAC motifs or however we're going to call it), I felt like I was doing way too much. Reading your comment @880 definitely was some validation to that feeling.

I ended up switching to a different bag altogether! (And it was a very old Coach tote bag from my mother that I dearly love.)
 
You know, I was debating this the other day - I had a weird feeling using both a Kelly classic long wallet and my Kelly 32.

I don't know if this is unpopular or not, but my opinion is that when I used them both (multiple items with sangles, touret, HAC motifs or however we're going to call it), I felt like I was doing way too much. Reading your comment @880 definitely was some validation to that feeling.

I ended up switching to a different bag altogether! (And it was a very old Coach tote bag from my mother that I dearly love.)
Yep...when I wear, say, Carlotta clogs with the Kelly lock, I am uncertain about carrying a Kelly. I think it's just on the edge of too much branding. It's one reason I don't own a Kelly bracelet.
 
My unpopular opinion: “Please help me decide....”, “Which would you pick….”, and the worst, “Which is more desirable….”

If it’s not desired by you, why are you buying it?? :facepalm::whut:

I sometimes wonder if people are not just trying to reduce the panic they feel after making or in the lead up to a purchase when they make those statements. It IS a staggering amount of money for a bag and I could see someone saying to themselves “but it’s ok, because it’s a super desirable bag so, if I need to, I can always sell it” etc
 
I sometimes wonder if people are not just trying to reduce the panic they feel after making or in the lead up to a purchase when they make those statements. It IS a staggering amount of money for a bag and I could see someone saying to themselves “but it’s ok, because it’s a super desirable bag so, if I need to, I can always sell it” etc
Unpopular opinion, really a variation of what you all have said.

If you cannot figure out whether or how to spend thousands of dollars, perhaps don’t spend it at all

These bags (or any luxury item really) are only worth the money if you truly love them (without taking a poll of strangers) and can afford them.
 
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Unpopular opinion, really a variation of what you all have said.

If you cannot figure out whether or how to spend thousands of dollars, perhaps don’t spend it at all

These bags (or any luxury item really) are only worth the money if you truly love them (without taking a poll of strangers) and can afford them.
Applause, applause, applause!
 
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