-No snacks w/trans fat!
-No normal snack chips, I only buy Baked, unless I am after a few salt and vinegar chips
-No seedless jams/jellies!
-When going to the Renaissance Festival, a bag lined with massive amounts of tinfoil must be enclosed in another handbag and filled with at least three roasted turkey legs...because OMG you can't get them that good ANYWHERE ELSE!!
-Coke only once or twice a week, never more than that.
-I will eat any meat but ostrich, because it has a weird flavor. I will not eat fish intentionally, though I'll eat it if it is served. I take that back, I'll eat fully cooked tuna filets any time...
-Pistachios will largely be consumed around Christmas, due to reasons of tradition.
-No over-gingered thai food...it kills me!!!
-The only chain restaurant that I will go to is Chili's. Anything else you have to drag me by my hair!
-Tofu is evil. Low fat diets are evil. Actually, diets are evil >_> Eat in moderation or eat very fresh.
-Bacon is the food of the gods and must be eaten in moderation.
-My yogurt better have chunks of fruit in it
-Milk will not go below 2%. After that you're just drinking calcium-nated water
-Only two-three fast food burgers are permitted in a year.
-Taco Bell is reserved for once or twice a month, and only the most simple of food...because the more complex it gets at a fast food joint, the more fat and calories are loaded on.
-French Fries are never eaten unless they are homemade. I will however eat an order of Bojangle's "rounds" 1-3 times a year. They are sooo good!
-True butter will be used whenever needed, and the only substitute for it is olive oil butter, being equally tasty and good for you.
-Crunch Peanut butter sandwiches are the best on the go food in my opinion, morning, noon, and night!
-Sweet tea can only be consumed with ample amounts of lemon wedges
-I want to see specks of vanilla bean in my ice cream!! All hail Breyers!!!
-Can't live without Cucumber water. Just can't