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how about having a whistle in hand and just blowing it into their ear??
^that's funny... do you have a particular line or two that works...
I usually start by saying "Hello friend! It's such a gorgeous day today isn't it? Thank you so much for calling/knocking on my door and allowing me to share the good news with you! Do you know that GOD loves you? In John, chapter 3, verse 16, the Bible says For GOD so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life".
If it's a telemarketer, I very rarely make it to the end because they would have hung up by thenIf it's a door to door salesperson, I usually make it to the end and then I'll put my arm around them and invite them in. Oh and I always answer the door with my Bible in my hand
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I usually start by saying "Hello friend! It's such a gorgeous day today isn't it? Thank you so much for calling/knocking on my door and allowing me to share the good news with you! Do you know that GOD loves you? In John, chapter 3, verse 16, the Bible says For GOD so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life".
If it's a telemarketer, I very rarely make it to the end because they would have hung up by thenIf it's a door to door salesperson, I usually make it to the end and then I'll put my arm around them and invite them in. Oh and I always answer the door with my Bible in my hand
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I am really not too concerned about my perfect credit being messed up. I know I will be able to dispute that on my credit report with a little bit of legwork.
I am more concerned about the 9,789,987,067 phone calls I will receive from collections. I have read online that PP collections agencies call up to 15-20 times per day if your PP account is over $1K negative.
I still plan on filing a lawsuit against paypal. I am meeting with my BFF that is a paralegal this weekend hopefully. She already printed out all of the different forms, etc. that have to be sent to Paypal's agent for server of process.
Fu$& THEM! This whole situation is just so unbelievable. Paypal is just a scheming, crooked, fraudulent, money laundering organized crime group as far as I am concerned.
Or she can start making sexy talk to them! Or WORSE! BABY TALK!!!!!
"Who's a naughty waughty wittle collections agent? Hmmm? Who? Who? Who is the itty bitty wittle baby who keeps calling walling me all the time???"
I still plan on filing a lawsuit against paypal. I am meeting with my BFF that is a paralegal this weekend hopefully. She already printed out all of the different forms, etc. that have to be sent to Paypal's agent for server of process.
Fu$& THEM! This whole situation is just so unbelievable. Paypal is just a scheming, crooked, fraudulent, money laundering organized crime group as far as I am concerned.