Our office fridges are so nasty I never put anything in there. This reminds me of a story - one of our staff liked those big DQ blizzards (soft ice cream with candy mixed in) and left half of one in the freezer. When she went back to get the rest of it, it had frozen hard like normal ice cream and was showing numerous spoon marks where one or more people had taken a taste! She told everyone in the department that she had spit in it before freezing it (I don' t think she would really do that) and no one ever touched her foods again.
*Opens fridge sees Blizzard* hummm let me take a spoon and try it out!
WHAT normal person does this! seriously YOU ARE NOT AT HOME
Someone is forever stealing lunches at work -- to include the whole lunchbag.
Well...wouldn't someone be surprised one day to get a $hit sandwich