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Well, I'll give it to you there, that is a creative way to call me a sexist ;)

I just wanted to see how many people will think I meant cake=woman, as opposed to cake=her username (makingbakedcakes or something along those lines)

Okay, in all seriousness, I'd like to believe that in real life you are anything but sexist (this is, after all, the internet where you take what you read with a grain of salt), but come on, you can't expect to write some of that stuff without bringing down the wrath of many women wielding multiple heavy leather purses :D

And I'm serious about the Brussel sprouts...
 
<1. Clearly, none of you understand forum humor over there. I cannot believe you actually thought the person posting "did you tell them who you were" posted that with a straight face. But since you thought it was serious, I will add some fuel to the fire by playing devils advocate. There was a good chance Old foo actually was an important person, as you see, in the real world, men acquire the means to purchase expensive things by gaining power and money through business dealings, as opposed to marrying someone with it. So yes, they should have cared who he was or could have been. I guess they are more-so concerned with not offending some celebrity or wife-of-someone-important.>

Icarus, perhaps you're just much too arodite for this poor country girl. Now, tell me again how the highlighted statements aren't sexist?

If I need to post actual statistics...well, don't think that I won't.

Lets see, most women (It was high 70s to 90ish percent,depending on locality and age group) in households with a net worth of 1.5M excluding real estate (I think that's the benchmark they used) do not work full time.

In the customer demographic of Hermes, and therefore comparable companies, customers who account for 80%+ of revenues fall into that household income category.

Therefore, the customer who Hermes values or relies most on is a woman who's wealth is tied to her household wealth, as opposed to her personal income. I.e., a woman who spends money inherited or shared with her spouse.
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If I need to post actual statistics...well, don't think that I won't.

Lets see, most women (It was high 70s to 90ish percent,depending on locality and age group) in households with a net worth of 1.5M excluding real estate (I think that's the benchmark they used) do not work full time.

In the customer demographic of Hermes, and therefore comparable companies, customers who account for 80%+ of revenues fall into that household income category.

Therefore, the customer who Hermes values or relies most on is a woman who's wealth is tied to her household wealth, as opposed to her personal income. I.e., a woman who spends money inherited or shared with her spouse.
:smile1:

Concerning Hermès of Paris, would you please post the link for those particular statistics. I am not interested in the comparable companies. TIA:smile1:
 
Okay, in all seriousness, I'd like to believe that in real life you are anything but sexist (this is, after all, the internet where you take what you read with a grain of salt), but come on, you can't expect to write some of that stuff without bringing down the wrath of many women wielding multiple heavy leather purses :D

And I'm serious about the Brussel sprouts...

Oh, trust me, I knew the consequence. It's almost like telling kids there is no Santa! (I kid , I kid...and no I do not go around telling people's kids that).

If a woman went on a male-dominated board saying most deadbeat parents are men (true), she would certainly get flamed regardless if what she says is true.

I honestly did not have bad intention coming over here, though.

And regards the brussel sprouts...I want proof! I loved those things as a kid.

Don't tell me you ladies get together in real life and hold pot lucks!? I want in!
 
I read through the SF thread earlier this afternoon and was howling with laughter all day. While I suspect the tale was a bit embellished to make for good story-telling, I do believe that any SA at any retail outlet should be able to coherently explain to a potential customer what they have for sale and how to get it. If there is no such "breast wallet" made, fine...then explain that. But resorting to repeatedly announcing that she "couldn't talk about it" made it sound as if they were discussing nuclear codes rather than a wallet.

I also suspect that when someone asked "did you tell them who you are", the statement was meant in jest and was an affectionate kidding of the OP, not some sort of pronouncement on the worthiness of the OP as an individual!! I took it as someone with a good sense of humor, not someone being arrogant. That's the problem with the internet - no inflection on posts!!

Anyway, I got a big kick out of the whole thing but do believe that the SA who is unable to communicate - for whatever reason - should not be in that job. I am as addicted to H as the next girl (well, the next TPFer anyway!), but it is not some sort of exclusive or secret club!!
 
Concerning Hermès of Paris, would you please post the link for those particular statistics. I am not interested in the comparable companies. TIA:smile1:

If they still include it in company reports they file with the French securities authorities, you may find it here:

http://finance.hermes.com/fr/2010/CA_3trim.php

If you cannot find it there, I cannot help you, I'm afraid. This is a small industry. I can assure you I have nothing to gain from posting incorrect demographical statistics of Hermes.

I can however direct you to places where you can buy that information, along with a lot more of it, for around 5 figures per industry :)

Also, what is TIA? I googled it and and all the results were "Transient ischemic attack". Are you trying to tell me to have a mini-stroke?

:love:
 
This thread is just too good, I could not resist! If you would've told me yesterday that I'd be making an account on a forum where women talk about purses, I would've slapped you!


8. So what is luxury? Once upon a time, my family had 2 seamstresses and a shoemaker as part of their staff. This is not the case anymore, but the places where I purchase my shoes, suits, shirts, etc make my things only by "special order" (what is this, a department store?), and do not require any kind of idiotic "secret handshake". They treat people coming in for their first suit or their 50th with the same level of attention and respect. In the event that they don't, there are a dozen more places that will, and knowing that, they do not make that mistake. With my tailor having my pattern, and shoemakers having my mold, etc. I can call them up and place an order for a pair of shoes or a belt in any color of the rainbow. Even if I did not have a relationship with them, they would oblige all the same.





Well, okay, but can you get the proper shade of dark green pebbled calfskin breast wallet made?!? I think not!!:graucho:
 
Oh, trust me, I knew the consequence. It's almost like telling kids there is no Santa! (I kid , I kid...and no I do not go around telling people's kids that).

If a woman went on a male-dominated board saying most deadbeat parents are men (true), she would certainly get flamed regardless if what she says is true.

I honestly did not have bad intention coming over here, though.

And regards the brussel sprouts...I want proof! I loved those things as a kid.

Don't tell me you ladies get together in real life and hold pot lucks!? I want in!


Cakey was kind enough to share her semi-legendary Brussel sprouts recipe:
So flipping easy. Quantities don't matter, just make as much as you need to serve to your crowd. Brown some good bacon strips in a frypan until crisp. Set aside on paper towels to cool. Reserve pan with bacon drippings. Saute a chopped shallot until brown in the drippings, then deglaze the pan with some chicken stock, maybe a cup. Add your Brussels sprouts, which you have already cleaned and scored. Cover the pan and let the sprouts steam in the infused stock mixture on medium high heat until they are bright green, but not cooked through. Some of the chicken stock will have evaporated, but you'll have about a half cup left. Take the lid off, add some peeled and cooked whole chestnuts (Trader Joe's will have them, I use about two packages to about two and a half pounds of sprouts). Add the crumbled bacon, give the mix a good stir and transfer the whole shebang to a casserole dish. Pour some maple syrup over and set aside the covered casserole until you're almost ready to serve the turkey. Then pop the covered casserole into the oven to heat through and finish cooking the sprouts. This can be done while you are making your gravy.

Sorry if this is too shoot from the hip. I never use recipes and just make stuff up. But it usually works out for me. :p
 
If they still include it in company reports they file with the French securities authorities, you may find it here:

http://finance.hermes.com/fr/2010/CA_3trim.php

If you cannot find it there, I cannot help you, I'm afraid. This is a small industry. I can assure you I have nothing to gain from posting incorrect demographical statistics of Hermes.

I can however direct you to places where you can buy that information, along with a lot more of it, for around 5 figures per industry :)

Also, what is TIA? I googled it and and all the results were "Transient ischemic attack". Are you trying to tell me to have a mini-stroke?

:love:

Thanks but customer demographics would not be included in this type of report. And as posted, TIA has nothing to do with wanting you to have a mini-stroke.
 
If I need to post actual statistics...well, don't think that I won't.

Lets see, most women (It was high 70s to 90ish percent,depending on locality and age group) in households with a net worth of 1.5M excluding real estate (I think that's the benchmark they used) do not work full time.

In the customer demographic of Hermes, and therefore comparable companies, customers who account for 80%+ of revenues fall into that household income category.

Therefore, the customer who Hermes values or relies most on is a woman who's wealth is tied to her household wealth, as opposed to her personal income. I.e., a woman who spends money inherited or shared with her spouse.
:smile1:

This doesn't explain why YOUR earlier statements are not sexist. You weren't discussing Hermes customer demographics when you made the comments I highlighted. These are the quotes to which I'm referencing:

<in the real world, men acquire the means to purchase expensive things by gaining power and money through business dealings, as opposed to marrying someone with it.>

<I guess they are more-so concerned with not offending some celebrity or wife-of-someone-important.>
 
Fascinating.... Similar points could be made about several luxury jewellers, as well as watch makers.

I do think LV and Hermes cater to slightly different audiences with some overlap. The different approaches to manufacturing have certainly created a sense of rising unease among Hermes aficionados watching the creeping rise of LVMH ownership in Hermes. It will be interesting to see if Hermes can maintain the aura of craftsmanship and exclusivity they have cultivated if there is ever an Arnault shotgun wedding.

I swear it's one can of worms after the other...you're literally going to have me write dissertations here...

You are 100% right about the demographic of LV and Hermes. There is overlap, but Hermes has wealthier consumers.

I've read so many analyst opinion in too many languages about LV-Hermes that my head hurts, but I can safely tell you B.A. is only interested in a controlling interest, which will require very large ownership of the company considering how much stock is held by insider and 5% holders with aligned interests. He does however have a track record of preserving brand heritage/quality, as he has none of his own (wheres the Arnault Paris store again?). Amazing how a south florida condo hustler can become the deity of some many women basically.

I really don't feel like writing paragraphs about jewelry, but point blank, if you are buying from a brand name jeweler you are getting scammed. Appraisal values also mean nothing. "Precious" metals are commodities much more-so than leather because of consistency and standardization.

An example, a $48,000 ring from Chopard. Not an engagement ring, but one with a micropave setting allover, 18k white gold. Knowing what the weight was, tcw, the size of the stones (8 pointers), and stone quality (using a loupe to estimate F/vvs2) I quickly did some mental math to figure out that even with the mold, that an identical ring would cost less than $6xxxx.

Not to mention, a company in Boston making boron-doped diamond wafers (computing purposes) can make synthesized diamonds suitable for jewelry for between 5 and 15 dollars per carat, and no expert nor machine whatsoever can tell the difference. This is not CZ or moissonite, but a chemically and structurally real/identical diamond. But, I promised I won't write too much, so I'll save the Debeers artificial demand/supply monopoly for another day.

Just an example of consumers finding a certain kind of "value" where it doesn't exist.

Now on the topic of expensive leather, let's take for example what is considered the most expensive, non-exotic, birkin (typing this word makes me die a little inside) there is. This birkin is made from "Box-calf"; $10k or so.

For the best of Box calf, only milk fed calves are suitable for slaughter. Lets add some cost for the husbandry methods of milk feeding costing more than grass/grain, and that the pool of available raw salted hides or welt blue hides is smaller, with a lot of demand for them.

Now we come to the "Box" part of Box calf. This is what happens when you polish the hide using a machine with a retracting "arm" that goes back and forth and polished the leather with a ceramic cylinder, although the best results occur when using agate stone. The result is a finish with the grain being "boxy" as it's called, although some believe the finish is named for someone who supposedly invented it. The time to do this finish drives up the cost again.

Finally, let's say that Hermes rejects 50% of hides it buys from Anonany or Dupuy, driving the price up again because of a smaller pool of hides. Hermes will reject hides due to tiny imperfections most don't even notice, and the rejection rate goes up as does the size of the leather pattern you're cutting, so for a 55cm bag it goes up a lot. Imperfections include stretch marks from the calves' growth spurt, mosquito bites, etc.

Taking into account ALL this, the cost of the raw materials (finished leather) does not exceed $300 dollars.

A friend of mine that retired from making trunks hired someone to work for him in his shop, and he pays the man 37K Euro. This is a top of the line trunk shop that has made trunks for many luxury car companies, champaign producers, and ever does out-work for major brand trunk makers themselves. Lets call that $52,000/Yr for easy math.

If this man can make 2 birkins a week (VERY reasonable estimate), labor+cost of materials will be $800. Labor would be a bit more considering how much time European employees get for vacation, and we are figuring a salary of $1000/wk.

So even with the best craftsmanship possible (I'm not even counting the possibility of hiring someone from a country where benefits cost less and the salary is less, but the quality of the work is equal), you're paying $10,000(might be more now) for a bag that cost Hermes $800 or so. Expensive leather justifies certain prices, but not those prices, I'm afraid.
 
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This doesn't explain why YOUR earlier statements are not sexist. You weren't discussing Hermes customer demographics when you made the comments I highlighted. These are the quotes to which I'm referencing:

<in the real world, men acquire the means to purchase expensive things by gaining power and money through business dealings, as opposed to marrying someone with it.>

<I guess they are more-so concerned with not offending some celebrity or wife-of-someone-important.>

This is not a post titled "how do you feel about women", this is a post about Hermes. Could I have said what I said in a more PC and more importantly gentler way? Yes. I should mention there are plenty of sniveling little trustfund boys who never worked a real job buying expensive goods, and I'm sure there are plenty on styleforum.
 
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