I'm the original poster from the thread over at Styleforum. I just wanted to clarify a few points.
I did not: demand the wallet right now, expect special treatment because of internet infamy, or assume that they would have exactly the color and leather I described. That last distinction is key. I was asked what I was looking for, and I answered. Perhaps some of the membership here is not accustomed to the process of ordering bespoke goods, but typically the client and the maker start off discussing general ideas and then explore real options. Often, what one winds up with is completely different from what he or she first envisioned. This seems like common sense to me. It would be utterly senseless to give a customer exactly one chance to name what he wants, only to throw him out the door if it's not available.
Ideally, the SA would have explained the possibilities (or impossibilities) of a special/custom order upfront. If I chose to further discuss, she then could have pulled out the book of swatches for me to browse. Whether or not they have a dark green pebble-grain calfskin, or some other hide I'd like, would then be answered in short enough time. Why this didn't happen is a little confounding to me, to be honest. From private conversations with knowledgeable people after starting my thread, I don't think it had anything to do with being a not-special-enough customer or leaving my secret, limited-edition H-decoder ring at home.
In all probability, the SA just wan't well-versed in the custom services offered by the company and didn't want to give that away. I didn't detect any ill will or bad faith. As I said on Styleforum, she was very pleasant, polite, and eager to please.
I noticed that John Lobb has been mentioned here a few times. I've only bought three pairs from the Madison Avenue shop (most recently, two years ago), but they still remember my name every time I drop-in and always offer to polish my shoes on the spot. Even if you're just there for shoelaces, they'll treat you like their number one customer. I urge you ladies to expect as much from where you shop, rather than feed the false notion you must earn the right to pay money for what you want.
Well, that's it for me. I just wanted to address a few things. Oh, and also: a breast wallet is a kind of wallet. You put it inside breast pocket of your jacket. There's really no better term for it. Surely, your boyfriends and husbands don't all just stuff things into the back pockets of their jeans.
I might as well laugh at "shoulder bag" or "tote" or "clutch."