Sometimes, people really fire me up.

ashlend

Member
Sep 9, 2006
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Woman at Starbucks in line behind me: Excuse me, miss?
Me: Yes?
Woman: Your bag is so LARGE.
(it's a Deauville.)
Me: Oh. Well, I carry a lot of stuff- purse stuff and a bottle of water and my book, usually.
Woman: Oh. Well, I just think it's too big, don't you?


:hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric:
LMAO!
 

notblushing

Member
Oct 4, 2006
818
1
Woman: "Your bag is so large."
Response: "Thank You!"

Woman: "I think it's too big."
Response: "This is my wallet".

Woman: "What on earth do you carry in that thing?"
Response: "My new gun is much bigger than my old one".
 

tlloveshim

Emmy!
O.G.
Mar 19, 2006
10,455
3
The Great Plains
Woman: "What on earth do you carry in that thing?"
Response: "My new gun is much bigger than my old one".
Love this one! Or how about: "Well, it isn't as big as the mouth you just stuck your foot into." and then smile sweetly!
 

dlg

Member
Jul 5, 2006
915
2
A coworker asked why I was bringing an overnight bag to work (speedy 30). I told him to kiss my big fat a$%. Of course, it was all in jest. I don't know what I'd say to a stranger!
 
Jul 21, 2006
13,052
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Southwest Florida
You know what usually works? (Because you usually can't come back with a good comeback in a split second anyway).....a completely blank stare right into their eyes..........for as long as it takes for them to come up with an additional uncomfortable comment. It really, really works!!!!! :idea: