LMAO!Woman at Starbucks in line behind me: Excuse me, miss?
Woman: Your bag is so LARGE.
(it's a Deauville.)
Me: Oh. Well, I carry a lot of stuff- purse stuff and a bottle of water and my book, usually.
Woman: Oh. Well, I just think it's too big, don't you?
Love this one! Or how about: "Well, it isn't as big as the mouth you just stuck your foot into." and then smile sweetly!Woman: "What on earth do you carry in that thing?"
Response: "My new gun is much bigger than my old one".