Sometimes, people really fire me up.

[winternight]

I'd tell her, "how bout a cup of mind-your-own-business, GRANDE!"

 

[Iluvbags]

That's why I don't make eye contact and pretend I don't hear people.
I am horrible, but it works.

You are so right.

People are just idiots.

 

[lv-lover]

that was so rude!

how about "well, it's smaller than your mouth!"

 

[aarti]

The nerve of her!

 

[purplekitty]

She was probably jealous. Some people are just so rude!

 

[Sina]

lol all the comments are priceless

 

[ashlend]

Woman at Starbucks in line behind me: Excuse me, miss?
Me: Yes?
Woman: Your bag is so LARGE.
(it's a Deauville.)
Me: Oh. Well, I carry a lot of stuff- purse stuff and a bottle of water and my book, usually.
Woman: Oh. Well, I just think it's too big, don't you?

LMAO!

 

[notblushing]

Woman: "Your bag is so large."
Response: "Thank You!"

Woman: "I think it's too big."
Response: "This is my wallet".

Woman: "What on earth do you carry in that thing?"
Response: "My new gun is much bigger than my old one".

 

[tlloveshim]

Woman: "What on earth do you carry in that thing?"
Response: "My new gun is much bigger than my old one".

Love this one! Or how about: "Well, it isn't as big as the mouth you just stuck your foot into." and then smile sweetly!

 

[dlg]

A coworker asked why I was bringing an overnight bag to work (speedy 30). I told him to kiss my big fat a$%. Of course, it was all in jest. I don't know what I'd say to a stranger!

 

[Blair Waldorf]

I'd tell her, "how bout a cup of mind-your-own-business, GRANDE!"

I love that she asked, "Don't you?" as if you bought the bag thinking "Hmm...this is JUST too big for me!"

 

[sammydoll]

Some random retard said a simular thing about my Marc Jacobs patent bowler a couple months ago.. I told them it's where i keep the dead bodies.

 

[boxermom]

Some random retard said a simular thing about my Marc Jacobs patent bowler a couple months ago.. I told them it's where i keep the dead bodies.

I wish I could come up with some of these great retorts. whatever happened to MYOB?

 

[bagsforme]

OMG..How rude..well at least you didn't say..yes my bag is big but it's not as big as your a$$ lol

I wish I could come up with something that quick when people say stupid things. To funny!

 

[Compass Rose]

You know what usually works? (Because you usually can't come back with a good comeback in a split second anyway).....a completely blank stare right into their eyes..........for as long as it takes for them to come up with an additional uncomfortable comment. It really, really works!!!!!