You're gonna think I'm crazy but I was furiously searching the web and turns out there are services in Germany that will give you an address, receive the package and ship it for you to the USA for a fee. It ate into the savings I got but at the end of the day, it saved me $600+ for the two carryons. It's almost a wash if I had bought it in Paris and gotten the VAT back. I'll keep you posted on how it goes when they ship it to MyGermany and back to me.
For those of you who live in the EU, RUN don't walk to get this deal!!!
Thank you CrackBerryCream for all your help and encouragement!
Would you mind sending me the info on the shipping service? Thank you so much. I would love to be able to get in on the order.