At a London boutique…
Customer (C): I want to buy a Picotin.
SA: Sorry m’am but we don’t have any in stock, we haven’t received any shipments lately.
C: I don’t believe you. My friend said they know you have Picotins today!

SA: I’m sorry but really we don’t have any in stock

C: *calls friend* They’re saying they have no Picos despite what you said!
Friend (F): *speaks to SA on loudspeaker* Are you sure? Have you double checked? Got someone else to check?! Then how are we supposed to get a bag??! This is ridiculous!
SA: erm, maybe you could also check on our website? Bags do occasionally appear there for purchase.
F: what website?
SA: Hermes.com?
F: what dot com?
SA: Hermes dot com, H E R M E S dot com