Your frenzy with the bag made me laugh. Agreed, the alma bb is a little too proper looking for my liking. I think it looks nice on other women but I'm a bit too casual of a dresser for it. The Saint germain bb is probably about 6 inches too short crossbody for you (to hit at the hip). I think the twinset is ideal for you
I saw the Alma BB on other women and it looked very nice too. On my swimmer's physique and height, it looked like a little girl's bag. After watching the videos on the BB, I finally understood why I cannot open the bag. Also found out the chain strap is around 20inches which is too short for me to wear crossbody but for fun, I will still like to see it next round and hopefully conquer the S lock. Haha!