I'm still having palpitations over this last episode, but I think I've got enough breath to type up my two cents ...
POINT 1: TEEN WOLF GIVES ME ANXIETY.
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POINT 2: I'm trying to decide whether or not to trust Peter Hale.
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DON'T TRUST HIM!!!
POINT 2: Does anyone else feel so incredibly heartbroken for Derek?
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I do. And I'm so giving him a hug.
POINT 3: Not only does this show give me anxiety, but I’ve invested my whole life into it! Luckily I found some co-workers who revealed that they watch it too. VICTORY.
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I'm so glad I found people on TPF as crazy as I am about this show!
I'm 34, and in my line of work...nobody even knows about MTV.
Okay that was me trying to be funny, but seriously, nobody among my peers enjoys this show as much as I do .
POINT 4: I commend Jackson for getting stabby on himself. Somehow he was able to regain control and prevent his lizard-self from getting stabby on others.
- it was a diversion so Grandpa Argent could abduct Stiles? He know Jackson heals and the Kanima...
POINT 5: I was looking forward to seeing badass Allison (despite her lust to viciously murder Derek), but my god, she’s turned into a homicidal maniac! Even her dad was all, “My daughter has turned into a homicidal maniac.” Tone it down, girl! The way she just savagely shot Boyd repeatedly got me seriously angry and I’m not even a fan of the guy!
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I HATE HER now!
POINT 6: Speaking of Boyd and Erica, as much as I’m not their biggest fan, I do like the little relationship they’ve sparked on their own.
- I kind of pitied them...the pack is falling apart, Derek's sort of losing it, and yeah well they're a bit lost and looking to belong...
POINT 7: If Derek was your leader would you leave him?! I mean LOOK AT THAT FACE. Idiots!
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LOOK AT THAT BODY while you're at it!
POINT 8: WHERE IS STILES?! My theory is that because Scott didn’t produce Derek in a timely manner, Grandpa Argent took matters into his own hands and abducted Stiles.
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Agree!!
POINT 9: Notice how I seem to think everyone is going to get viciously murdered? Seems like a good choice of words for this show. Makes me think back to were-hobo and when he got sliced in half.
POINT 10: My soft spot for Isaac has quadrupled. He’s just so ... charming in his own way. I want to jump through the screen and hug him.
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He's kind of growing on me too. Like I said in my previous post, I hope they won't kill him off...but they might....
POINT 11 (AKA MY FINAL POINT): Who do YOU guys think is going to get (you guessed it!) viciously murdered?
- It's gonna be Isaac or Jackson.
I have a big feeling that it’s going to be Jackson. Only because the whole kanima storyline can go on for so long before it gets old. I’m already tired of his scaly self paralyzin’ peeps. Contain your venom, lizard-person!
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ITA on Jackson, he's killed way too many people for him to go on living a life free of guilt.
I think I am done with this episode breakdown.
Excuse me while I curl into the fetal position. Because unlike the rest of the season, I am REALLY not mentally prepared for the finale. *reaches for safety blanket*
OH. One last thing! Didn’t anyone else laugh over Peter’s line, “I’m out of commission for a few weeks and suddenly there’s lizard people, geriatric psychopaths and you’re cooking up werewolves from every self-esteem deprived teen in town.”
I snorted.