Monistat chafing gel as a face primer?

[QueenOfDa702]

LMAO I am cracking up, it smooths itchy vaginas? You are the only brave one around here except maybe VAL, who would put that on their face.

Oh dont put me in that category! Missie is the only Itchy Vagina FACE lady!

 

[frostedcouture]

LOL k! I was just thinking, Val is a brave girl..who knows??

 

[QueenOfDa702]

LOL k! I was just thinking, Val is a brave girl..who knows??

lmao! Ok so, Missie is saying it worked, she needs to try it a couple more times, then...maybe....

 

[frostedcouture]

I applaud you for even thinking about it..LOL

How is Missie?? I don't mean to be nosy, just want to make sure she is okay.

 

[QueenOfDa702]

^^Not nosy at all. I wonder too, hopefully she will be back soon to let us know.

 

[Irishgal]

OK, inspired by our own Val, I went solo and commendered some of this stuff. I will report back tomorrow.

 

[frostedcouture]

Go Irishgal!!!

 

[juu_b]

i went to buy this right away after work today.. will be trying it out tomorrow!! hopefully i wont break out.. will report back tomorrow night.. i hope more people are being inspired to use this!!! such a cheaper alternative to other primers... so glad this thread came up before i purchased a primer!!

 

[socaltrojan]

I went to walmart today looking for this again and they don't have it!

The only thing they did have was the soothing care cream for itchiness. I guess that is what Missie got!

I still haven't made it to Target or Walgreens, but I will definitely try again tomorrow!

 

[frostedcouture]

Good luck you guys!

 

[dearmissie]

Thanks for your concerns Frost and Val...

I'm.. living as best as I can.


and I dunno if it's the soothing itchy vagina I speared on my face, or the weather.. But I think I'm breaking out!! I'll take a picture of the bottle.. When I find it. I thought it was in the car where I left it. (did make up in car while DF drove yesterday because we were late) I think someone broke in and stole the itchy vajayjay cure.

 

[nickkyvintage]

lol ooooex you are so funny! x

 

[dearmissie]

oooooooooooooooh sh*t!!

i think i know why my face is breaking out.. the crap i out on my face was a cream.. what you guys are using is a GEL!! omg!! well, it did hold my make up well.. but made me break oooout!!

 

[illinirdhd]

UPDATE AND CATCHUP: Dimethicone. That is what you want. It does not have to be Monistat brand. It is NOT intended for va-jay-jays, but for external use on skin that chafes, such as plump, close-set thighs.

I am still totally delighted by it, and should my thighs ever become plump enough to rub together, they will have to get their own tube, because no foundation touches my skin until it is primed with my weird CVS store brand dimethicone substance!

It really does all the things the expensive stuff claims to do, including minimizing tiny lines and wrinkles, and making your skin look flawless.

Since I have been using it, I have actually had people ask me in whispers if I have "had something done."

That might be the funniest (and most politically correct) thing I've heard all week!

 

[frostedcouture]

Oh no Missie!! Quick, do a mask, put some topical gel on, anything. If you can get to Nordstrom, get a Mario badescu drying lotion!!