Can I share a funny story? I will call it forbidden Goldfish!
This weekend we tried out a winery we hadn't been to yet, and instead of being a fun and friendly place like most of them, this one was quite pretentious. Many things occurred, but the funniest was that when we brought in a small bag of Goldfish (we had them in the car and brought them in in case we needed a light snack later or if the lunch wasn't that great--it wasn't to replace a meal). This place serves food so does not want outside food (apparently from my experience).
The first thing they said to me was, are there allergies that require the Goldfish? Inside I am laughing, but I say...no, we just had it with us. She says, we do not allow outside food (again, I am laughing--would goldfish replace a meal?). I said, can we keep it with us if we promise not to eat it? She said yes... I am thinking to myself, really? This is a package of crackers. There was more stuff that happened after that, but that part of the story is the best.