OMG , are you making up the translation? It reminds me of those labels that used to come with Japanese stationery when I was a child, which had all these nonsensical sayings.
The croc is lovely. What colour is that?? It's too light to be BJ.
Oh no, don't tell me milkshakes. I put on a kg from the flu last week, which meant I had to skip the gym. Working very hard to lose it now. Have been thinking evil thoughts about all manner of desserts for the last few hours.
Wait! No! You mean you had those stationery too?? LOL! What are the chances?? I had them as well. They were cute, like bookmarks or something. Oh and the letter-writing pads? They always had a kinda scent too.
Ok, instead of milkshakes, why not grab a frozen yoghurt? Actually, stuff like that never satiate me when I'm craving something really naughty! I still need to open a bag of crisps after.