You are better than I am. I would have said "get the he!! outta my bag!"
Unfortunately I work for a very very small company - with a total of 5 - which includes the owner and me. So seriously - I can report him to the owner .. but nothing more than likely will be done but a small talking to. And I can guarantee it will go something like this - "Hey - don't go in her purse again." - "Oh .. okay." .. and that's it.
And to answer the other question - he's like 40 or 41 ... so old enough to know better. ush:
I think I was just in complete shock over seeing him with his hands deep inside my NEW purse.
I just went out and talked to him .. said, "I don't know where you grew up from ... but where I'm from - that's not kosher." - he said, "Well I don't know where you grew up ... but where I'm from - we don't use the word kosher."
OMG ... I am about to slap him....seriously.
I walked off right after saying, "If I catch you in my purse again - it's not gonna be pretty."
He mumbled something (smart a$$'d I'm sure) - but I didn't hear it.