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Charlie Sheen Rips His Show's Creator in Bizarre Rants
BY MIKE FLEEMAN
Thursday February 24, 2011 08:30 PM EST
Charlie Sheen
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FacebookTwitterE-mailHas Charlie Sheen completely lost it? Or does the rest of the world, as he strongly suggests, need to just leave him alone?
In a pair of interviews Thursday, the actor went on profane, rambling rampages against Alcoholic's Anonymous, party girls, his ex-wife, founding father Thomas Jefferson and, with particular vitriol, the man who created his hit show Two and a Half Men.
Summing up his reaction to those people including his father Martin Sheen who have suggested he has a disease of addiction, Sheen replies with an expletive.
"Bull----," he says on syndicated radio's The Alex Jones Show. "I cured it with my mind It's all good guys. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment. You can kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me."
Sheen, 45, went into a personalized, private rehab program in January after reported partying and a trip to the hospital. His CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men went into hiatus to give him time to recover.
Fools and Trolls
Scheduled to return to the show Tuesday, Sheen says he's completely sober, but makes it clear it wasn't with the help of A.A., which he calls a "bootleg cult" with a 5 percent success rate.
"I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and *****in' and just winning every second," he tells Jones. "I'm not perfect, and *****ing and just delivering the goods at every [expletive] turn. Because look what I'm dealing with, man I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets.
The actor gave the radio interview while vacationing in the Bahamas, bringing his estranged wife Brooke Mueller and two other women. Sheen says Mueller no longer was there, leaving him with the other women.
"Goodbye Brooke," he says. "Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it badly."
But while vacationing with the women reportedly a model and a porn star Sheen unloaded on other women he partied with in the days before he went into rehab, calling them "turds" and "losers."
"There's no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame they have nothing," he says. "They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose."
At one bizarre point, Jones suggests Sheen sounded Jeffersonian, to which he quips, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p----y!"
But Sheen saves his strongest words for Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, who recently joked about Sheen. Lorre professed to having a healthy lifestyle and said he'd be mad if Sheen outlived him.
Sheen says he didn't find that funny, calling Lorre a "clown" whose real name is "Chaim Levine." (His name is actually Charles Michael Levine).
"I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that this un-evolved mind cannot process," says Sheen. "I've spent, I think, close to the last decade, I don't know, effortlessly and magically converted your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write."
In an interview with TMZ, Sheen continued to blast Lorre as a "stupid, stupid little man and a p----y punk that I never want to be like."
"That's me being polite," says Sheen.
In the radio interview, Sheen explains why he decided to be so outspoken.
"I've got magic, I've got poetry at my fingerprints," he says. "Why give an interview when you can leave a warning. I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
Charlie on how he's the perfect human and is no longer denying it: "I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't just perfect and just winning every second, and I'm not just perfect and b***ing and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."
Charlie on how his haters are just jealous because our lives are full of ugliness: "They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."
Charlie on how his veins are completely crack free now: "News-flash. I am special and I will never be one of you. The only thing Im addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%!"
Charlie on AA: "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. Its vintage, outdated and stupid and its followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? B***s***. I cured it right now with my mind. I cured it, I'm done!
Charlie on his new girlfriend and porn star family: "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."
Charlie on how his ex-wife Brooke Mueller doesn't want to hang with him anymore: "And I just gotta add this, there was a whole firestorm about Brooke being a part of our crew. Where there were four, there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."
Charlie on Chuck Lorre: "I violently hate Chaim Levine. He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p***y punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite. That piece of $**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket. You can tell him one thing. I own him."
What a douche! Show is now cancelled, right?
I was referring to the post BR made in the lohan thread...
CBS and Warner Bros. just announced that Charlie will have more time to spend with his porn star family. They are putting Two and a Half Men on pause indefinitely. In a statement to TMZ, CBS and WB said, "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."