Alexander Skarsgård XIV

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truebloodster said:
Since we're all missing Saywatpepo. I am writing this post in her effigy. My attempt at Saywatism :D

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Tack, Kitty boo boo. Me likey the eyeporn. Keep Strutting your Sexy AZZ cuz you tease me so. Oh, you sexy beast. Why do you tease me???? I-can't-take-the-MOISTER!!!!
Saywat is loosing her coolio, *fans herself* I can sit here and lick the screen all night, Alex.....*lick lick puss puss*

You dish it like it's last nights blue plate special, and I'm scarfing it down. BURRRPPPP. Now, I'm wanting dessert. SLURPPPP. Kitty has dessert in his shorts and a big bottle of whipped cream in his bag. YUMMY!!! Alex is the sweetest treat anyone could want. Kitty wants to bite his knee and say "MEOW" while I work my way up. His thigh muscle is busting which makes me want to bust. TASTYCAKE!!!! Did I say I love Swedish Meatballs??? WELL, I DO.

Now We're playing clean the dishes and I'm ready for my spit shine. OH WEEZUS, I'm having naughty thoughts of Skarspeen, I'm saying, "Hello friend", but I'll need to get up close to make a proper welcome.

Messy hair and crooked sunglasses gives Saywat x-rated thoughts. :graucho:
Was Boo Boo being a naughty Slampa??? You know it, Alex!!!
Saywat is sad Cuz Alex isn't giving the nips love today....
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That was awesome! Saywat would be so proud.
 
#7,082
truebloodster said:
Since we're all missing Saywatpepo. I am writing this post in her effigy. My attempt at Saywatism :D

alexffjared1c.jpg

Tack, Kitty boo boo. Me likey the eyeporn. Keep Strutting your Sexy AZZ cuz you tease me so. Oh, you sexy beast. Why do you tease me???? I-can't-take-the-MOISTER!!!!
Saywat is loosing her coolio, *fans herself* I can sit here and lick the screen all night, Alex.....*lick lick puss puss*

You dish it like it's last nights blue plate special, and I'm scarfing it down. BURRRPPPP. Now, I'm wanting dessert. SLURPPPP. Kitty has dessert in his shorts and a big bottle of whipped cream in his bag. YUMMY!!! Alex is the sweetest treat anyone could want. Kitty wants to bite his knee and say "MEOW" while I work my way up. His thigh muscle is busting which makes me want to bust. TASTYCAKE!!!! Did I say I love Swedish Meatballs??? WELL, I DO.

Now We're playing clean the dishes and I'm ready for my spit shine. OH WEEZUS, I'm having naughty thoughts of Skarspeen, I'm saying, "Hello friend", but I'll need to get up close to make a proper welcome.

Messy hair and crooked sunglasses gives Saywat x-rated thoughts. :graucho:
Was Boo Boo being a naughty Slampa??? You know it, Alex!!!
Saywat is sad Cuz Alex isn't giving the nips love today....
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OMG that was priceless! I'm dying over 'playing clean the dishes'. Oh I can't breathe!
 
#7,085
truebloodster said:
Since we're all missing Saywatpepo. I am writing this post in her effigy. My attempt at Saywatism :D

alexffjared1c.jpg

Tack, Kitty boo boo. Me likey the eyeporn. Keep Strutting your Sexy AZZ cuz you tease me so. Oh, you sexy beast. Why do you tease me???? I-can't-take-the-MOISTER!!!!
Saywat is loosing her coolio, *fans herself* I can sit here and lick the screen all night, Alex.....*lick lick puss puss*

You dish it like it's last nights blue plate special, and I'm scarfing it down. BURRRPPPP. Now, I'm wanting dessert. SLURPPPP. Kitty has dessert in his shorts and a big bottle of whipped cream in his bag. YUMMY!!! Alex is the sweetest treat anyone could want. Kitty wants to bite his knee and say "MEOW" while I work my way up. His thigh muscle is busting which makes me want to bust. TASTYCAKE!!!! Did I say I love Swedish Meatballs??? WELL, I DO.

Now We're playing clean the dishes and I'm ready for my spit shine. OH WEEZUS, I'm having naughty thoughts of Skarspeen, I'm saying, "Hello friend", but I'll need to get up close to make a proper welcome.

Messy hair and crooked sunglasses gives Saywat x-rated thoughts. :graucho:
Was Boo Boo being a naughty Slampa??? You know it, Alex!!!
Saywat is sad Cuz Alex isn't giving the nips love today....
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LOL!! :laugh: Saywat would be so proud!!
 
#7,086
FYI

Liam Neeson is still filming battleship in San Diego. Pictures up on isopix. Sadly, no shots of Alex.

Am I crazy or is his movie taking a long time to shoot?

Also season 3 of True Blood with be avail on blue ray or DVD May 31st. I hope Alan does a behind the scenes or a bloopers extra this time.
 
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BagBerry13 said:
http://www.fhm.com/upgrade/entertainment/fhm-meets-true-bloods-alexander-skarsgard-81207
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Thanks for the link BB

I am so sick of the Fracking lion bit. How many times is that story regurgitated?

Here's something to chew on... Alex stated he is a Sergeant in the Swedish military. So now he it calling himself Sergeant instead of the Captain? Now I need to read the blind vice to see in there is any validity to Ted's accusations

I dare anyone who meets Alex to call him Sergeant Skarsgard.
 
#7,094
Alright lurkers! It's time to come out of lurkdom and participate in the Askars love fest.
I'd love to hear your take on things, or just come out to say hi.

I'd love to know when you fell in lust with Alex, or if you fell out of lust for him.
We need new blood here as some of our regular posters got temp banned.

Thanks,
TB
 
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