Alexander Skarsgård XIV

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I am cranky because I am confused too! ;)

I am close to let my mind wander into conspiracy territory

Okay me too... it's fun here in conspiracy territory. Crazy things happen!

On topic... I bet Alexander would like conspiracy territory. On TV in Sweden this week, somebody put a random shot of a, ahem, man's bit, into a cooking show that went out on regular TV early in the evening. What I love is that everyone is freaking out... to try to identify the man's bit. I love Swedish people.

EDIT: My post got deleted! Why? I was just asking a question! Sheesh!!!
 
Okay me too... it's fun here in conspiracy territory. Crazy things happen!

On topic... I bet Alexander would like conspiracy territory. On TV in Sweden this week, somebody put a random shot of a, ahem, man's bit, into a cooking show that went out on regular TV early in the evening. What I love is that everyone is freaking out... to try to identify the man's bit. I love Swedish people.

EDIT: My post got deleted! Why? I was just asking a question! Sheesh!!!

Well.... I suppose AS reads this forum and knows that some have been somewhat obsessed with his plenty and this is his actually without the identification.... sort of a secret code to us saying my manhood is free

Edit to add: yep there is a clean up in progress
 
Lol! Sorry, I don't post anywhere else.
This thread HAS to stay on topic. PM me or any admin w/ questions :tender:

Swanky, What ASKARS LOOKS THIN IN GQ PICS BUT HOT is ASKARS LOOKS THIN IN GQ PICS BUT HOT going on? Why are people ASKARS LOOKS THIN IN GQ PICS BUT HOT being deleted left and right? Is something amiss? Or is this another April Fool's joke that my computer has yet to fully recover from when I pushed all kinds of buttons to correct what I thought I could correct?

*I did my best to stay on topic

EDIT: My post got deleted! Why? I was just asking a question! Sheesh!!!

What is going on? Why did that happen? Am I in a "Twilight Zone" episode that I don't know about?
 
Please everyone just chill out. If our rules are broken, we may give out a temp ban, as it was the case here. So let's please get back to the subject at hand and not indulge in unnecessary drama. Your friend's gonna be back soon.
 
From Perez Hilton

Hot damn!
It's already bad enough that he's so effing SEKSI, does he have to be so well-spoken, on top of that?!
Not fair! We want one! LOLz!
Check out Alexander Skarsgård bringing all kinds of delicious sex appeal to the June issue of GQ Magazine (above), in which he also gives a pretty insightful interview about filming sex scenes with his True Blood co-star's wife, his famous father, and joining the Swedish military!
Well, bb, we don't care how difficult it is to get to know you, we still want IN!
Sorry! We couldn't resist! LOLz!
Fingers crossed for some more Viking Vampire Eric seksi times in the upcoming season of True Blood
 
From Ted C today

Werewolves are so last season.

A new promo for the hit HBO series hit the web teasing its June 26 return, and while Sookie and her Southern company spent last year cuddling up to some deliciously hunky wolfmen, there's a new crop of supernatural suspects in town:

Witches.

So do we love or hate these broom-ridin' *****es?

RELATED: See A.Skars in Straw Dogs remake

Too early to tell—but we'll say this: We were way more pumped for the fangbangers to return when every mention of T.B. was about shirtless Joe Manganiello and his magical six-pack abs.

(At least Joey's hairy Alcide is returning and hopefully with minimal wardrobe in tow.)

And while Bon Temps' kooky coven doesn't seem to be upping the sexcapades of the show (aka the numero uno reason we keep tuning it), we're pleased—and relieved, of course—to announce that it looks like there will be just as much skin.

As if True Blood would disappoint in the horny department!

We did notice one person seems to be on heavy display in this sneak peak and, if you know anything about Team Truth, you'll know we're très thrilled:

Alexander Skarsgård!

Skars' naughty undead Eric seems to be back and badder than ever and, boy, were our knees weak when he told Anna Paquin's sassy Sook that he wanted "everything" from her. Looks like we can expect tons more drama from the Eric-Sookie-Bill triangle this season. Delicious!

And while those lusty love scenes may take "a lot of acting" from Skars—we're sure they're gonna be hot, hot, hot,

So are you into the witches' toil and trouble with their fires burnin' and cauldrons bubblin'? And more important, now that True Blood's done vamps, weres, fairies and witches, what's next?

Leprechauns?


I love how Fanboy Ted had to throw in that snide remark. He just wishes he could be on the receiving end.........

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the...blood_peek_are_witches_new.html#ixzz1Mr784cdF
 
From Ted C today

Werewolves are so last season.

A new promo for the hit HBO series hit the web teasing its June 26 return, and while Sookie and her Southern company spent last year cuddling up to some deliciously hunky wolfmen, there's a new crop of supernatural suspects in town:

Witches.

So do we love or hate these broom-ridin' *****es?

RELATED: See A.Skars in Straw Dogs remake

Too early to tell—but we'll say this: We were way more pumped for the fangbangers to return when every mention of T.B. was about shirtless Joe Manganiello and his magical six-pack abs.

(At least Joey's hairy Alcide is returning and hopefully with minimal wardrobe in tow.)

And while Bon Temps' kooky coven doesn't seem to be upping the sexcapades of the show (aka the numero uno reason we keep tuning it), we're pleased—and relieved, of course—to announce that it looks like there will be just as much skin.

As if True Blood would disappoint in the horny department!

We did notice one person seems to be on heavy display in this sneak peak and, if you know anything about Team Truth, you'll know we're très thrilled:

Alexander Skarsgård!

Skars' naughty undead Eric seems to be back and badder than ever and, boy, were our knees weak when he told Anna Paquin's sassy Sook that he wanted "everything" from her. Looks like we can expect tons more drama from the Eric-Sookie-Bill triangle this season. Delicious!

And while those lusty love scenes may take "a lot of acting" from Skars—we're sure they're gonna be hot, hot, hot,

So are you into the witches' toil and trouble with their fires burnin' and cauldrons bubblin'? And more important, now that True Blood's done vamps, weres, fairies and witches, what's next?

Leprechauns?


I love how Fanboy Ted had to throw in that snide remark. He just wishes he could be on the receiving end.........

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the...blood_peek_are_witches_new.html#ixzz1Mr784cdF
I wonder if zombies are down the line. I love the genre, but I have a hard time seeing it on TB.
 
New gym pic from today:

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(Source: Just Jared)

New old Gen Kill pic:

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(Source: generationkillinsider.com)
 
Since we're all missing Saywatpepo. I am writing this post in her effigy. My attempt at Saywatism :D

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Tack, Kitty boo boo. Me likey the eyeporn. Keep Strutting your Sexy AZZ cuz you tease me so. Oh, you sexy beast. Why do you tease me???? I-can't-take-the-MOISTER!!!!
Saywat is loosing her coolio, *fans herself* I can sit here and lick the screen all night, Alex.....*lick lick puss puss*

You dish it like it's last nights blue plate special, and I'm scarfing it down. BURRRPPPP. Now, I'm wanting dessert. SLURPPPP. Kitty has dessert in his shorts and a big bottle of whipped cream in his bag. YUMMY!!! Alex is the sweetest treat anyone could want. Kitty wants to bite his knee and say "MEOW" while I work my way up. His thigh muscle is busting which makes me want to bust. TASTYCAKE!!!! Did I say I love Swedish Meatballs??? WELL, I DO.

Now We're playing clean the dishes and I'm ready for my spit shine. OH WEEZUS, I'm having naughty thoughts of Skarspeen, I'm saying, "Hello friend", but I'll need to get up close to make a proper welcome.

Messy hair and crooked sunglasses gives Saywat x-rated thoughts. :graucho:
Was Boo Boo being a naughty Slampa??? You know it, Alex!!!
Saywat is sad Cuz Alex isn't giving the nips love today....
 
Since we're all missing Saywatpepo. I am writing this post in her effigy. My attempt at Saywatism :D

alexffjared1c.jpg

Tack, Kitty boo boo. Me likey the eyeporn. Keep Strutting your Sexy AZZ cuz you tease me so. Oh, you sexy beast. Why do you tease me???? I-can't-take-the-MOISTER!!!!
Saywat is loosing her coolio, *fans herself* I can sit here and lick the screen all night, Alex.....*lick lick puss puss*

You dish it like it's last nights blue plate special, and I'm scarfing it down. BURRRPPPP. Now, I'm wanting dessert. SLURPPPP. Kitty has dessert in his shorts and a big bottle of whipped cream in his bag. YUMMY!!! Alex is the sweetest treat anyone could want. Kitty wants to bite his knee and say "MEOW" while I work my way up. His thigh muscle is busting which makes me want to bust. TASTYCAKE!!!! Did I say I love Swedish Meatballs??? WELL, I DO.

Now We're playing clean the dishes and I'm ready for my spit shine. OH WEEZUS, I'm having naughty thoughts of Skarspeen, I'm saying, "Hello friend", but I'll need to get up close to make a proper welcome.

Messy hair and crooked sunglasses gives Saywat x-rated thoughts. :graucho:
Was Boo Boo being a naughty Slampa??? You know it, Alex!!!
Saywat is sad Cuz Alex isn't giving the nips love today....

I am in tears! that is hilarious!
 
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