In response to scaredsquirrel's comment. (My mind wanders sometimes.)
***Knocks on the door***
KB: Hi there. I just wanted to introduce myself to you. I am Twiggs and I am the worlds greatest celebrity.
Tweengirl: Like who???
KB: You know, me. I am Kate Bosworth. I am the actress in all the best movies in HW.
Tweengirl: Like who?
KB: (KB begins to lose her patience) Listen, I am Kate f**king Bosworth. That big German guy, Alexander Skarsgard, he is totally all over me. You know him. I just wanted to let you know that I am in your town.
Tweengirl: Like wait. Eric...You know Eric. OMG. OMG. Can you introduce me...He is like HOT.
KB: (KB stomps her foot.) Listen tramp. I am the only f**king person you need to be concerned about. LOVE ME. I am Kate Bosworth. KATE BOSWORTH. (She turns and yells) "Lisa bring her my picture". (She hands the picture to the tween.) Here. Now tweet all of your friends and let everyone know that I am here.
Tweengirl: OMG...OMG...OMG, she knows ERIC.
KB: Hey...
Tweengirl: Look Bosho or Noho, whatever your name is. I have to go tell my friends that some weird chick knocked on my door and told me she was going to introduce me to ERIC NORTHMAN. AHHHHH.
KB: HEY!! You know what. It is about me. IT is all about me. DON'T you ever forget it. (She turns to walk away) LISA lets go. HOLD my cigarette. I need to decompress.
And that is what I saw. I swear