A laugh for a sub-forum that is always negative

[poopsie]

Sorry, but the kitten one is not funny.

Anyone remember this piece of work? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/10/stacey-champion-mailed-puppy_n_821256.html The woman who tried mailing a puppy then wanted it back? :censor:

 

[Miss Kris]

I found these on the Ebay board.

"POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

Here is another

HOW LONG DOES POSTAGE TAKE. I ORDERED IT ON MONDAY AND I PAID FOR EXPRESS POST?

Reply by world_hobby: It will take FOREVER, if you pay into the wrong account!!!!

Positive: excellent ebayer! payment prompt with interest!! thanks for the extra 20 bucks!

Positive: If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. Highly recommended A++++++

Seller keeps pestering me to hurry up and leave feedback. Go away seller.
Reply by digsy99 (Dec-03-01 19:09):
Didn't pester, emailed ONCE saying I've left feedback and that he do the same

POSITIVE: I don’t really remember what I ordered. But I’ve been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it’s great!

POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!"

And this guy leaves nothing but crazy feedback:

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...mPage=-1&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&mPg=13&page=1

this made my week. I need to leave feedback like this!

The guy with the crazy feedback is amazeballs. I have tears from laughing so hard!

Example:


WHOA! A+STINKY CHEESE! Just opened the box and it left a stain on my ceiling! Seller: mountaineer*1 ( 510) Jul-18-05 11:46

 

[Miss Kris]

Sorry, but the kitten one is not funny.

Anyone remember this piece of work? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/10/stacey-champion-mailed-puppy_n_821256.html The woman who tried mailing a puppy then wanted it back? :censor:

I don't really understand the kitten one. I get the hole part, but...obv they didn't ship a kitten...

 

[poopsie]

I don't really understand the kitten one. I get the hole part, but...obv they didn't ship a kitten...

Oh, I dunno..................while I may be astonished at the breadth and depth of the ridiculous things I see there, I am never surprised any more.

 

[Miss Kris]

Oh, I dunno..................while I may be astonished at the breadth and depth of the ridiculous things I see there, I am never surprised any more.

I hope they didn't ship a kitten...I would hope USPS would stop it

 

[poopsie]

I hope they didn't ship a kitten...I would hope USPS would stop it

Well, they caught the puppy (and the woman who tried to ship him) in the story in the link I posted. Tiny kitten, who knows? I don't know if they actually shipped a kitten or not, I just didn't find the fb amusing. I have worked with rescues and there are some sick motorscooters out there.

 

[SophiaLee]

Somebody would actually try to ship a puppy or kitten? That is crazy! That HAS to be illegal.