A laugh for a sub-forum that is always negative
- Thread starter peacocky
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OMG - literally LOLing!! 
Although these types of ones make me want Ebay to force buyers to sit a test before being able to buy anything!
Buyer: It's hard to leave feedback before you get the item.
Buyer: will pay you tomorrow
Buyer: If you have another, I am interested. Please let me know
Although these types of ones make me want Ebay to force buyers to sit a test before being able to buy anything!
Buyer: It's hard to leave feedback before you get the item.
Buyer: will pay you tomorrow
Buyer: If you have another, I am interested. Please let me know
I found these on the Ebay board.
"POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
Here is another
HOW LONG DOES POSTAGE TAKE. I ORDERED IT ON MONDAY AND I PAID FOR EXPRESS POST?
Reply by world_hobby: It will take FOREVER, if you pay into the wrong account!!!!
Positive: excellent ebayer! payment prompt with interest!! thanks for the extra 20 bucks!
Positive: If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. Highly recommended A++++++
Seller keeps pestering me to hurry up and leave feedback. Go away seller.
Reply by digsy99 (Dec-03-01 19:09):
Didn't pester, emailed ONCE saying I've left feedback and that he do the same
POSITIVE: I dont really remember what I ordered. But Ive been sitting in the box it came in all day, and its great!
POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!"
And this guy leaves nothing but crazy feedback:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...mPage=-1&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&mPg=13&page=1
"POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
Here is another
HOW LONG DOES POSTAGE TAKE. I ORDERED IT ON MONDAY AND I PAID FOR EXPRESS POST?
Reply by world_hobby: It will take FOREVER, if you pay into the wrong account!!!!
Positive: excellent ebayer! payment prompt with interest!! thanks for the extra 20 bucks!
Positive: If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. Highly recommended A++++++
Seller keeps pestering me to hurry up and leave feedback. Go away seller.
Reply by digsy99 (Dec-03-01 19:09):
Didn't pester, emailed ONCE saying I've left feedback and that he do the same
POSITIVE: I dont really remember what I ordered. But Ive been sitting in the box it came in all day, and its great!
POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!"
And this guy leaves nothing but crazy feedback:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...mPage=-1&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&mPg=13&page=1
