A laugh for a sub-forum that is always negative

"Seller is a lying, two-faced c*($%&*. Trust me, I'm his wife."

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Buyer:
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Totally unprofessional and crass. I pity his wife.
Reply by Seller: Your welcome to come get her, she's a pain in the @#$. "




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oh wow this is tooooo funny


Seller:
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BLOCK THIS BUYER! DOES NOT PAY! SELLERS BEWARE!
REPLY by Buyer: I WILL PAY YOU ONCE YOU SHIP MY DVD MACHINE AND NOT A MINUTE before.
 
So good... Thank you for the laughs!


Buyer: Not really Red, but Rose..pretty, but not what expected. Red should mean RED.
Seller:
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<----Is this the right shade? Idiot.


Buyer:
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it read pair of pants...only got one."
 
LOL! omg, many of these were quite funny! thanks for sharing, Allison. totally made my day~

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"What the ... ???!!!" category
This one was left for a seller who sells teeth-whitening trays and gel
Buyer:
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how do you expect me to endure the pain of trimming my own gumlines!!
Reply by Seller: HHEELLLLOO!! Trim the TRAYS to the gumline... NOT YOUR OWN GUMS!!! WOW!!!!!!!!