lol. I am no KO fan either, but I will name no names.
A note of caution. Everyone is different and the scarf you are bashing might just be someone else's favourite...
And also, a colorway really makes or breaks a scarf, IMHO. Tangle, that "touch me" you mentioned? I actually own it in a red/black colorway, plissed. I literally couldn't take it off and the whole boutique told me to buy it. I have witnesses.