You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

[Midge Maisel]

When someone in your contacts has the initials "MK" and it makes you think of this.

 

[textilegirl]

When you see Pantone’s new color and think ‘uh oh, Peach Blush looks a lot like Crevette, that’s gonna be a problem’ in that sing-song-y voice in your head

Full disclosure: I don’t think Crevette is that bad, *ducks*

 

[Kuro-Kuma]

Ha ha! I actually used that comparison today!

Phew I'm glad my friend and I aren't the only ones 🤣

 

[MadTulip]

when you start using pegasus as a currency comparison

i.e: That *insert item* is not too bad, it's cheaper than a pegasus

LOL. I do that too. It’s called ”Pegasus Math”.

 

[SpicyTuna13]

When you read this email without your reading glasses and you get excited cause you think it's coming from HOP Fulfillment, you ask your husband if he ordered anything and if you're going to get a surprise gift. Then your husband tells you it's HCP, not HOP, and you realize that's the pharmacy shipping your meds.

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To your defense, I saw the FedEx slip first in your post and instinctually saw “HOP” as well. 😂

 

[336]

You dreamt that your husband put your Equateur cups and saucers in the dishwasher and ruined the gold and you spend all day annoyed at him.

 

[frenchiemama]

When you browse every single country’s H website because there are different offerings in each of them

 

[textilegirl]

When you realize why the spelling bee game won’t accept ‘menthe’… 🙄