You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

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when you shop for a bag in another brand and refer to them in H terms and tell yourself “This Cappucine is in togo leather with GH”… and when presented with an exotic bag you challenge yourself and the SA whether bag is made of crocodile or alligator… and if crocodile, ask “is it porossus or nilocticus?” then like a forensic scientist, look for clues to prove the leather’s provenance, with knowledge gained from hours-and-hours learning about the types and differences of H leathers 🤣
 
*My husband is the barista in the house and he makes me cappuccino every morning. But I think I am getting sensitive to milk as I age. So the conversation this morning went like this*

Me: I think I should have a picotin instead of a cappuccino
Husband: :confused1: :cray:

Me: Piccolo! I mean Piccolo!
How about a picotin with a piccolo? That sounds way more delicious🤣🤣
 
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