You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

[Mininana]

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

too funny!!

 

[Kacero]

When you keep your H bags in a LOCKED clothing closet inside a LOCKED stone house with a LOCKED rod iron gate around it. Paranoid, much?

That's so true!! [emoji23]

 

[Mariquita]

Yaaassss! #preach

 

[Goldfox]

When the customs on that pre-owned H shawl on the bay is as much as a brand new H scarf, and you still go through with the purchase.

 

[Myrkur]

When your boyfriend asks you what H bags you are going to buy for the next year [emoji23]

 

[Myrkur]

When the customs on that pre-owned H shawl on the bay is as much as a brand new H scarf, and you still go through with the purchase.

Lol yes!

 

[Madam Bijoux]

When you're reading something, you see the word "build", and you think it's "Bolide".

 

[hopiko]

When you go on vacation to London and one of your goals is to visit every London H boutique while you're there.

And Selfridges and Harrod's H departments....LOL

 

[Dluvch]

When you have an exit plan for your bags in case of fire.

 

[Sarah_sarah]

When all the SA's know your name. Your DH has come to love visiting the store. Your lists keep growing. You go for a 2 hour minimum visit. You are addicted to the smell in the store and must go each month. When DH is addicted to 'his' H pillow and blanket and will not share.

 

[megt10]

When your SA knows more about what is going on in your life than your friends and family. When you walk into the store and each SA greets you with ____ is due in any minute. Would you like some water proceeded by inquiries to the health of my family.

 

[DH sucker]

When you eat Lucky Charms for dinner and wonder whether the pink marshmallows are rose sakura or rose de bois. (True story tonight!)

 

[Notorious Pink]

We try to post a pic just about every day on DS1s IG. Sometimes it's not something that happened that day, but recently. Yesterday's pic was when we went to the Manhasset boutique party and he wore my blue Dans les Branches de l'Ombu. DS2, scrolling through his IG feed and not reading the captions, just saw the pic and asked me, "hey, you took Jack to Hermès today?"

 

[Ethengdurst]

When you play a game with your 5 year old son and he says "if I win I get Hot wheels toy, if you win you get an Hermes bag!" Lol 😆

 

[Notorious Pink]

When your husband no longer bothers to ask you if that's a new scarf you're wearing!
I see him notice....pause for a second...and then continue on with whatever he was saying! [emoji38]