You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

[SandySummer]

When you have an "extraction plan" for your bags in case of an emergency

 

[Dluvch]

When you have an "extraction plan" for your bags in case of an emergency

+1, omg I totally have my favorite onesin the front of my closet with a black garbage bag ready to load and run!

 

[VigeeLeBrun]

When you keep your H bags in a LOCKED clothing closet inside a LOCKED stone house with a LOCKED rod iron gate around it. Paranoid, much?

 

[336]

You get annoyed when you describe a colour in H terms and your friend doesn't understand what you mean.

 

[Madam Bijoux]

When you sort your lipsticks based on which bags they match.

 

[DH sucker]

You go clothes shopping and start calling colors by their H names. I did that today to a SA and she gave me this look when I told her I wanted to try the Colvert colored sweater.

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

 

[VigeeLeBrun]

When you sort your lipsticks based on which bags they match.

Okay, Madam B ~ I am LOVING this idea!!!

 

[agneau88]

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

Lol that's funny!

 

[princess621]

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

Lol! Hilarious

 

[kellyh]

Lol! Hilarious

sweet

 

[louboutal]

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

That's adorable!!

 

[MsHermesAU]

When your two-year-old says bamboo and anemone instead of green and purple. [emoji15]

I love it!!!!! :lolots:

 

[Goldfox]

When H sends you a newsletter email on Black Friday — with no offers — and you still go crazy with that warm, fuzzy orange feeling

 

[nana845]

^ They take us for suckers, and they are right.

 

[bedhead]

When you go on vacation to London and one of your goals is to visit every London H boutique while you're there.