You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

[eternallove4bag]

you enjoy a sci fri movie like the Martian because the spacecraft is named "Hermes"... :lolots:

You have looked up info on the internet about the Greek god Hermes.

You don't know any French - except for the colours, of course! You are pefect in this respect!! And you know words like "caducee" which are very helpful in daily life! :lolots: (Had to google even further because I did not even understand the translation... )

You're thrilled that your child has chosen to take French so he can translate for you! [emoji106]🏼[emoji106]🏼[emoji106]🏼

When you dodge a phone call to check out which cw the shawl that eBay alert was for is

When considering the cost of an H bag, whatever that number is, you automatically deduct in your head the price of your most expensive CHANEL bag to arrive at the REAL price (in H-enabling mathematics) and tell yourself “it’s so much better quality” and “see, it’s not really that much!”

I am seriously rolling over doubled up with laughter!!! This is one the funniest and fun (nest?) thread ever!!! Oh what H makes us do!!!

 

[MYH]

When considering the cost of an H bag, whatever that number is, you automatically deduct in your head the price of your most expensive CHANEL bag to arrive at the REAL price (in H-enabling mathematics) and tell yourself “it’s so much better quality” and “see, it’s not really that much!”

Yes! Yes! Slapping my hand against the table crying with laughter.

 

[H. for H.]

When discussions of estate planning and wills comes up, you immediately think of your H collection.

 

[Vix_3n]

When your gorgeous SO arrives and yet you are already craving your next bag!

Yes yes always craving more 😁

 

[TokyoBound]

you enjoy a sci fri movie like the Martian because the spacecraft is named "Hermes"... :lolots:

Lol, I saw this movie with two friends who know of my Hermes addiction. When they heard the name of the ship, they started giggling and poking me in the ribs. So I guess I am in good company now!

 

[vivelebag]

When you wish your name started with an H to enable purchases of all things emblazoned with H.

 

[bbbarbbb]

When your previous house fire escape plan revolved around getting the dogs out safely, and now you're trying to decide if it would be possible to hang your H-bags around the dog's necks as you get them into:doggie::doggie::doggie: the car.

 

[MYH]

When you wish your name started with an H to enable purchases of all things emblazoned with H.

I'm one of the lucky few! My last name begins with the letter H so I buy with reckless abandon. :lolots:

 

[aameri]

When u start thinking about taking french classes just to spell the colors

 

[papertiger]

When u start thinking about taking french classes just to spell the colors

 

[Myrkur]

When your previous house fire escape plan revolved around getting the dogs out safely, and now you're trying to decide if it would be possible to hang your H-bags around the dog's necks as you get them into:doggie::doggie::doggie: the car.

This could be me [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[nana845]

Oh my goodness, some real gems here! We are a very amusing bunch.

My latest to add: when a friend can only describe her first Hermes scarf (bought 20 years ago) as "the green one," and your life almost flashes before your eyes. How can she not know the name or any other detail about it? How can she not be obsessed? How can she not know that calling it "the green one" narrows it down exactly zero percent?

 

[Christofle]

When you're at an art gallery and can't decide if you'd rather focus on the paintings or the fabulous scarves worn by other attendees.

 

[MYH]

You see a stranger wearing a H scarf and you take great pride in being able to name the design.

You start dreaming of new products you want to have. I would love a slg in Ghillies.

 

[atomic110]

When your previous house fire escape plan revolved around getting the dogs out safely, and now you're trying to decide if it would be possible to hang your H-bags around the dog's necks as you get them into:doggie::doggie::doggie: the car.

So true... I've added more coverages on my house fire insurance since I own H bags and other goodies... lol!