Lyle: I don't know why I slept so late. The last thing I remember is eating that oatmeal cookie.
Karen: Oh. Rosie puts roofies in them. I hate raisins.
Lyle: Anyway, I'm sorry I passed out. I was looking forward to making love to you.
Karen: Oh, you did.
Will: (knocking on Zandra's door) Hellooo.
Grace: Why do you do that? Why do you put too many Os on your "hello"?
Will: I don't knooooow.
Deirdre (to Will): And remember, I don't wanna see you anywhere near the Eastside.
Monet (roughly): Yeah!
Deirdre (to Monet): I don't like you butch.
Deirdre: (to Will and Grace) Yes, I have to tell you this is a new thing for us, we rarely go out.
Monet: She likes me pale.
Deirdre: (to Will) We hear you and Grace have made a name for yourselves on the west side. Kudos.
Will: Thank you.
Deirdre: No, I see a box of Kudos on your desk.
Will: Oh, would you like one?
Deirdre: No, no, no. We don't eat.
Monet: She likes me frail.
Deirdre: Meet Monet, my new associate, one of the hottest young designers in the city.
Monet: (to Will) Hello.
Deirdre: (to Monet) Stop looking at him you're with women now.
Will: Watch out for that nun.
Karen: (steering toward her) I'm on it!
Will: No, no no!
Will: Oh, damn, it's a cop!
Karen: I'm on it!
Will: No no don't speed up!
Karen: Oh, honey, I love driving. It's exhilarating. Let's take her up!
Will: Karen, this isn't a flying car.
Karen: It is when you've smoked as much as I have.
Bebe: (to Jack & Karen) Well, it's always nice to meet fans. Especially in a public place with lots of witnesses and clearly marked exits.
(Jack and Karen are sitting on the couch watching TV.)
Jack: (flipping through channels, pouting) When are they going to stop insulting our intelligence with these morons?
Karen: (sighs) Jackie, you accidentally turned it off. You're looking at your reflection.
Jack: I'll meet you at Central Perk in an hour.
Karen: Jack, that place is ficticious.
Jack: Ok, two hours
Rosario: What's going on?
Karen: Oh, let me get you up to speed. I own you. And what we're doing is none of your business.
Rosario: Lady, don't be surprised if your martinis smell of Clorox tonight.
Karen: Oh, gosh. I'm proud of our little boy. Graduating from school. Could I be honest with you, Will? I've always thought that Jack was an idiot.
Will: Well, now that idiot will hold other people's lives in the palm of his hand.
Karen: I will not change my name! My name is Carol...!
Will & Jack: Karen.
Karen: Texas Ranger!
Will & Jack: Walker.
Beverly: (Chuckles) I am so sorry I missed the ceremony. But tell me this, darling, do they still say "'til death do us part" when the bride is a vampire?
Karen: (Chuckles) Darling, it's all right that you missed it. Probably just as well. There was some children there, and they get frightened when something your size isn't covered in Muppet fur.
Karen: Oh. Rosie puts roofies in them. I hate raisins.
Lyle: Anyway, I'm sorry I passed out. I was looking forward to making love to you.
Karen: Oh, you did.
Will: (knocking on Zandra's door) Hellooo.
Grace: Why do you do that? Why do you put too many Os on your "hello"?
Will: I don't knooooow.
Deirdre (to Will): And remember, I don't wanna see you anywhere near the Eastside.
Monet (roughly): Yeah!
Deirdre (to Monet): I don't like you butch.
Deirdre: (to Will and Grace) Yes, I have to tell you this is a new thing for us, we rarely go out.
Monet: She likes me pale.
Deirdre: (to Will) We hear you and Grace have made a name for yourselves on the west side. Kudos.
Will: Thank you.
Deirdre: No, I see a box of Kudos on your desk.
Will: Oh, would you like one?
Deirdre: No, no, no. We don't eat.
Monet: She likes me frail.
Deirdre: Meet Monet, my new associate, one of the hottest young designers in the city.
Monet: (to Will) Hello.
Deirdre: (to Monet) Stop looking at him you're with women now.
Will: Watch out for that nun.
Karen: (steering toward her) I'm on it!
Will: No, no no!
Will: Oh, damn, it's a cop!
Karen: I'm on it!
Will: No no don't speed up!
Karen: Oh, honey, I love driving. It's exhilarating. Let's take her up!
Will: Karen, this isn't a flying car.
Karen: It is when you've smoked as much as I have.
Bebe: (to Jack & Karen) Well, it's always nice to meet fans. Especially in a public place with lots of witnesses and clearly marked exits.
(Jack and Karen are sitting on the couch watching TV.)
Jack: (flipping through channels, pouting) When are they going to stop insulting our intelligence with these morons?
Karen: (sighs) Jackie, you accidentally turned it off. You're looking at your reflection.
Jack: I'll meet you at Central Perk in an hour.
Karen: Jack, that place is ficticious.
Jack: Ok, two hours
Rosario: What's going on?
Karen: Oh, let me get you up to speed. I own you. And what we're doing is none of your business.
Rosario: Lady, don't be surprised if your martinis smell of Clorox tonight.
Karen: Oh, gosh. I'm proud of our little boy. Graduating from school. Could I be honest with you, Will? I've always thought that Jack was an idiot.
Will: Well, now that idiot will hold other people's lives in the palm of his hand.
Karen: I will not change my name! My name is Carol...!
Will & Jack: Karen.
Karen: Texas Ranger!
Will & Jack: Walker.
Beverly: (Chuckles) I am so sorry I missed the ceremony. But tell me this, darling, do they still say "'til death do us part" when the bride is a vampire?
Karen: (Chuckles) Darling, it's all right that you missed it. Probably just as well. There was some children there, and they get frightened when something your size isn't covered in Muppet fur.