Come on GT, please post.
It might make Mdm Cognac Ostrich Birkin feel better. She's sulking because she got ousted by a Tods Venghe Sera Micro for a casual dinner tonight. Plus she froze in my wine lockers earlier when I tried (and failed) to locate a bottle of clos de vougeot i promised to bring to said casual dinner tonight.
Mdm Birkin also got hoicked around town on various undignified errands that most mere mortals have to deal with ie the bank, the supermarket, the gym etc.