What's the longest you've gone without a shower?

I don't know.... I LOVE to shower and bathe I scrub every square inch of my body thoroughly! HAHAHA!! But I did go through a bit of a dark patch a few months back and hardly ate or drank anything for days much less get up to shower so I am going to say maybe a week? I had to literally peel my self off my bed it was discusting!!! Then I slapped my self and got in the shower. HA!