I thought this might be an amusing topic, and I wonder who holds the record. Right now, I'm recovering from oral surgery (had 4 dental implants) and I'm actually fine, don't worry, but haven't left the house/seen sunshine/moved more than 15 feet in one go in days. I've also avoided showering because, uh, you know, the water, if it like, hits my face too hard might, uh...f*** it, I'm LAZY okay. Still, this isn't my record, it's just why I brought this up. My record is around a week, give or take. It was a spring break in junior high, and my stay-at-home mom had gotten a job. At that age, I had no car or friends with cars, and I didn't leave the house for a long time. I guess things got a little ridiculous, and I didn't shower that whole time. Neither did my brother (which makes me feel better, really). Not that we did anything else worthwhile, but we weren't really out to impress each other with our sparkling cleanliness, and again, lethargic as turtles on weed. Anyway, can anyone else compete? I'll be kind of sad (and embarrassed) if no one else can, but hey, I guess you guys learned something new about me!