What Should Not Be Put Into a LV bag?

Leftovers from lunch! Apparently I must have not finished my bag of carrots and stuck them in my Metis. My Metis sat in my car in the hot garage all weekend and I don't think it was until several days after that that I discovered the carrots. They were nasty and rotted and had managed to stink up my fairly new Metis. The bag of carrots had been sitting next to my brand new wallet and that wallet stunk for awhile!
 
In other words: No pets, no kids, no toys, no dog poop, nothing edible, nothing drinkable, no nail polish, no ink, nothing that stinks... the list seems endless:angel::smartass::confused1:
It may actually be more efficient to make a list of things you can put in your LV bag!! It will certainly be a shorter list.

"Henceforth, we of TPF declare and require that only LV SLGs and similar small inoffensive goods are carried in LV bags. Those that do not conform to this edict shall be glared at.":blah:
:lol::facepalm: