Really, this happens more than some would admit, but after a break up, luxury items somehow mysteriously disappear.
I had a Mono Cig Case. After break up, she refused to return it.
I had a Epi name card holder. After break up, another ex refused to return it.
I had a Epi Agenda (Large). Again, it disappeared two days after break up, with all my notes and all.
Same thing with my Tiffany and Co. jewelry (yeah, I like rings and bracelets) and several Mont Blanc pens. They flat out took it and didn't return it.
On a happier note, I did swipe an ex's Keepall 45....but that's cause she wouldn't return my brand new cell phone. So I figure that's an even exchange.
I suck at dating.
I had a Mono Cig Case. After break up, she refused to return it.
I had a Epi name card holder. After break up, another ex refused to return it.
I had a Epi Agenda (Large). Again, it disappeared two days after break up, with all my notes and all.
Same thing with my Tiffany and Co. jewelry (yeah, I like rings and bracelets) and several Mont Blanc pens. They flat out took it and didn't return it.
On a happier note, I did swipe an ex's Keepall 45....but that's cause she wouldn't return my brand new cell phone. So I figure that's an even exchange.
I suck at dating.