About Paris H :
Originally Posted by
print*model
House arrest for 40 days with ankle bracelet. They released her due to a "medical condition".
I wasn't aware that airhead was considered "medical condition".
H-Addict
Maybe they're refering to her wonky eye .
Prada`s Meadow
I guess they didn't have Valtrex at the prison so they had to let her go.
~Fabulousity~
Its probably 'Luxury Withdrawal Symptoms'
Ali-bagpuss
Lets see now!
Paris got a rash
Paris was freezing
Paris wouldn't eat or drink anything.
There were spiders in her cell.
Hello its prison you pathetic snob. Prada`s Meadow
The legal system should let everyone serve their time in their own house. This saves the government a lot of money.
BTBF
Yeah sure, like her vulgar video........"It wasn't a porno, it was a documentary on skankism".
dallas
They should take her co-inmates that don't feel well mentally, and "reassign" them to the Hilton Mansion for the rest of their sentence.
impasto
I just heard one of the talking heads on the news call Paris's 'ordeal' "The Shawskank Redemption" Roo
Drunk drivers should be lined up against a wall and repeatedly zapped in the ass with a cattle prod. Paris can be the first....
Prada Psycho
"She can get out of more things than David Copperfield."
The View - Prada`s Meadow
I just watched a show with Dan Abrams tonight, he showed the jail Paris is currently residing.... The good news for Paris is.... its coed. Prada`s Meadow
Originally Posted by
Prada's Meadow
The great escape via a team of lawyers is more like it.
I wonder if she is asleep yet ?
maybe a nurse could just smother her with a pillow.
bagnshoofetish
Originally Posted by
Prada's Meadow
Actually, I read in the Paris Hilton complaint list that pillows were not provided in this "Hotel" So she had to roll up a stinky blanket and use that. So I guess that's what she is doing again tonight.
First the slaughter in Darfur, now this!?
bagnshoofetish
She did contribute several adult-oriented tapes to the pleasure of males around the globe!! Give her some credit g'damnit!
Vlad
I think it's more that she's suffering from a lifeSTYLE threatening condition. It's called JAIL....
Prada Psycho
Originally Posted by
BTBF
P.S. I am surprised Paris knew how to spell Afghanistan.
I'm sure one of her staff typed it out from the original crayon draft.
bagnshoofetish
Does she know that there is a country called Afghanistan?
merika
Yeah, it's overseas, like Canada...
Sweetlove
Suck it up Paris. 39 more days without going to the IVY and crashing your Bentley isnt going to kill you.
Socalgrl86
Originally Posted by
LoriB
Ok, no more dumb act. Can't wait to see her smart act.
God help us all. Roo
Originally Posted by
la miss
You know... I should quit working toward a law career and find a more lucrative job like professional drunkard. Sheesh.
Yeah, la miss.....but you'd also have to devote a lot of time to flashing your vajayjay to the unsuspecting public........
Compass Rose
Originally Posted by
karo
Kathy Hilton also told PEOPLE that Paris appears to be in good shape though she is upset with her situation.
"She's sick of orange," says her mother.
That would TOTALLY upset me too.
Thanks for sharing Kathy.
la miss
Now, if someone would please explain to Paris and her family that the way Paris feels about orange, well, that is how the country feels about Paris.
tabbyco